Ok, so I was bored and I've been seeing all these car commercials, so I thought of Leo's ship, the Argo II…and this thing came out…
Disclaimer: I DON'T own these characters, the car commercials, or the Argo II (Leo owns that, and Rick owns him…)
Leo sat in the lounge like room of the Argo II, his pride and joy. He was extremely bored and was letting Annabeth try steering. He was trying to teach her all the basics of his "fantastical ship", so in case of an emergency someone else would know how. Leo sighed, everyone seemed to be doing something except for him. Piper was practicing her lines in charmspeak, so he didn't want to get near her, Coach Hedge was taking a nap, and it wasn't like Leo really wanted to talk to him, and of course Jason was stressing out, fixing and refixing his toga in an attempt to look presentable. And then you have Leo, the "supreme commander of the Argo II", was actually not commanding or being supreme at all. He was watching car commercials in what was really Coach Hedge's den.
They always brag about their cars…" Leo thought. They kept showing how long this car could go without needing a refueling, or how energy efficient this car was, or how fancy this car was. Of course then there was that weird Ford Mustang commercial, where the car kept changing colors. Leo thought that was amusing, especially when the little princess girl's ideal car was pink, but then turned to black, since the girl was like a death angel…Hades' kids would be good friend with her. (AN: Congratulations if you know which commercial this is! I'll give you a virtual cookie! (::))
But honestly, Leo thought, who really wants those cars? I mean have you seen my ship?"
The end! Virtual cookies to all that got the car commercial! I'll PM you like 5 of them! :D