A while ago, I had created a horrendous Mary Sue (mainly because I'd gotten carried away in my writing frenzy) and so I look back at what I had written and it's hilariously terrible. I mean, I'm now practising writing in first person (which is still pretty cringeworthy, I'll admit) and I thought I would do this because I'm bored and have no life and all xD

this literally took me five minutes xD ENJOY MY STUPIDITY!

Mary walked in, with all of the contestants drooling over her. But because she's so humble she never noticed.

She continued her path, with tons of males staring at her... 'assets'. She continued down the tunnel, looking to get her number when she tripped and was caught by someone, instantly making all the others jealous of the man who was currently holding her.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" Mary gushed, staring into the man's golden eyes. He had white face paint and little symbols on his cheeks. She didn't even know his name and she was already in love with him.

She hopped up, her cheeks turning a bright red "I'm really clumsy!" She gushed

"It's cool!" He beamed. He then did something completely unpredictable because they had just met and no-one kisses when they just meet, but Mary was an exception because she was so beautiful, but she refused to believe the fact.

He leant in and kissed her. Time stopped and Mary's cheeks were burning, but she didn't care because the love of her life was kissing her! Her! Plain old Mary Sue!

After what seemed like forever, they finally ended the kiss. But Mary wasn't breathing hard or anything from holding her breath for such a long period of time because Mary could hold her breath for hours. He was so sweet, he was clearly her soulmate.

"Uh, what's your name?" She asked

"Hisoka, my love." He purred, she blushed even harder.

"I'm Mary. Mary Sue."

She soon competed in the Hunter Exam with Hisoka at her side. She defeated everything with ease and was clearly talented. She killed a giant pig in five seconds, retrieved an egg in two, got through Trick Tower first in an hour and stole her target's tag in the first day with little ease. She defeated Hisoka in the final Phase and went on to get her Hunter's Liscence.

Then her and Hisoka got married and had three children who grew up to be Hunters that were almost as good as Mary. But nothing was as good as Mary Sue.

THE END.