Title: Romance & Revenge
Summary: When Ianto decides to get back at Gwen for stealing his shoes (whilst it was raining), she plots the ultimate revenge. Flirting with Jack! But it all goes too far when Ianto blames Jack, who gets mad, and gets back at him by pretending to actually date Gwen, not to mention the Doctor and Rose pop in and 'accidentally' get involved, leading to yet another fight! And then a valuable alien artefact is stolen from the Torchwood hub…
Ianto Jones was soaking wet. And angry. He stormed into the hub, yelling as he did so.
"Gwen! Get yourself down here and kindly explain why my shoes mysteriously vanished right before I had to go and chase a Weevil in the rain!"
Gwen was downstairs in a flash, with a big grin all over her face.
"Ianto Jones, when are you ever going to learn?" She mock scolded him. "Never go out in the rain without your shoes."
"I wouldn't have had to if somebody hadn't have stolen them!" He retorted angrily.
"Who stole them? The Weevil?" Still mocking him. Still enjoying every moment of it.
"Only if that Weevil is a show-off, dark haired woman who thinks she's better than everyone else!" He snapped back. It had not been an easy day for him.
Meanwhile, Jack heard them arguing and came down to see what all the fuss was about. When he got down there he was quite surprised at what he saw.
"Ianto, you're soaking! What happened? Gwen, why do you look like you're about to hit something?"
"Why don't you ask the Weevil?" Said Ianto, nodding his head towards Gwen. Jack was confused.
"Weevil? What Weevil?"
Gwen gave Ianto a particularly evil smile, which he returned with a really deadly glare.
"Oh, Ianto ran into a bit of trouble with a Weevil. He told me it stole his shoes." Oh, how she loved mocking him like this!
Jack was not impressed.
"A Weevil stole you're shoes? Is it the same one that stole you're iPhone, which, sorry for this by the way, I sat on this morning, because you left it sitting in my bathtub. By the way, when were you even in my bathtub?"
"Oh, funny story, that, you see, I was- never mind. Anyway, what Gwen means is that she decided to steal my shoes right before I had to chase a Weevil, and yes, that was whilst it was raining." He tried to explain.
"Well, whatever happened, Gwen, you go and check the computers are running, and Ianto, go and hose yourself off. There's some soap somewhere from who knows when." Jack told them both.
Ianto sighed and made his way to one of the empty rooms that thankfully had a shower installed. This was really not one of his better days.
Just a quick authors note here:
This is set after Children of Earth, only Ianto obviously lived.