Here's the story of an uptight doctor
Who was bringing up three ducklings who loved him
Then this one day came, they found they didn't
Except they really still do

So now Cuddy was a pissed off lady
She made House hire another duckling team
Except they are the same as the ones before
But now there are more Jews

So the old ducklings are helping out the new ones
It's become a really multicolored show
They all fuck up someone's lives, and then they fix them
I'm just really glad that Cut Throat Bitch is gone
They're House's bitches

They're House's bitches

That's the way everyone is somehow House's bitch
House's bitch