Chapter 1
Don't own anything
I just get it in snoopy even the song so if you have time look at the song in you tube.
Don't like don't read, they all elementary student so their age playing to 7 or 8.
It's was a lovely day outside of Uchiha's mansion while kyuubi the fox is resting up in his rooftop. Looking at the leaf hanging at the cherry tree.
Kyuubi (thinking) : it's a nice to know that there are something in life you can count on….like that leaf over there on the cherry tree. I can go to sleep and I know when I wake up that leaf will still be there.
Sakura and sasuke walking on the side of kyuubi's house while walking the leaf from the cherry tree fall.
Naruto: do the falling leaves make you sad?
Sakura: absolutely not! If they want to fall, I say let e'm fall! Infact, falling leaves are very good sign. It's when you see them jumping back onto the trees that you're in trouble.
Then walk away followed by Deidara and Sasori then again another leaf fall.
Deidara: see that leaf falling? This happens every year. This is known as one of the cycles of nature. There's a lesson to be learned from this. Do you know what it is?
Song : don't be anything less that everything you can be.
Deidara: don't be a leaf, if you can be the tree,
Don't be a raindrop if you can be the sea,
For a leaf may fall, but the tree remains,
If may never rain at all, but the sea remains.
Better be the tree and the sea. See?
Sasori: don't be a feather, be a bird and fly.
Deidara: clouds roll by, but the sky rolls on.
Sasori: could a bird can fly with a feather gone,
Deidara and Sasori: be a bird, and the sky and the tree and the deep blue sea.
Don't be anything less than everything you can be.
Deidara: don't be the sail if you can be the boat,
Don't be the lining if you can be the coat,
If may lose it's sail but a boat will float.
Naruto: and a coat without a lining is still a coat,
Better to be the boat and the coat. Quote!
Sasuke: don't be a stick if you can be the drum,
Don't be the sugar, be a plum by gum.
Naruto: you can break a stick but drum will beat,
With a sugar coat plums are good to eat.
All: better to be the drum and the plum, and the coat, and the boat, and the bird, and the sky, and the tree and the deep blue sea.
Don't be anything less than everything you can be.
Sasuke: don't be the moo if you can be the cow.
Sasori: don't be the furrow if you can be the plow.
Sasuke: cause you can't get milk from a moo, no way!
Sasori: the furrow's in a rut but the plow's okay.
Sasori and sasuke: better to be the cow and the plow,
Naruto: now! Don't be the sting if you can be the bee.
Deidara: don't be a two if you can be a three.
Naruto: 'cause a sting can't make you a honey bun.
Deidara: take two from three and you still got one.
Sasuke and Sasori: better to be the 3 and the bee and a cow and the plow,
Deidara and Naruto: and a drum, and a plum and the coat, boat, bird, sky, tree and the deep blue sea.
All: don't be anything less than everything you can be.
Deidara and Naruto: don't be the string if you can be the kite.
Don't be the darkness if you can be the light.
Sasori and sasuke: though you lose it's string you can fly a kite.
But would anybody here fly a kite at night?
better to be the kite and the light right!
All: don't be the tail if you can be a dog
Don't be the bump if you can be the log.'
He can wag his tail but it can't wag he
A bump without a log isn't much to be.
Better to be the dog and the log, and the kite,
And the light, and the three, and the bee,
And the cow, and the plow, and the drum,
And the plum, and the coat, and the boat,
And the bird, and the sky, and the tree,
And the deep blue sea!
Don't be anything less than anything you can be.
End of the song
The next morning Kyuubi is resting again in the rooftop of his fox house when naruto and sasuke appeared at kyuu's house looking at the fox.
Naruto: why does a person own a dog sasuke?
Sasuke: for security dobe I guess… for the security of knowing that there's at least one creature in the world would like a dobe like you.
Naruto: hey teme you like me didn't you! But what if the creature walks off and leave you I mean the fox?
Sasuke: yes I am dobe, but if you don't want him to leave you (the fox)
You tie him up or lock him in the garage… but if you want I ca be your fox and you can tie me in the bed. (smirk)
Naruto: (blush) pervert teme! (run away)
Sasuke chase Naruto. Then Deidara arrive infront of kyuubi's house to give the fox food.
Deidara: kyuubi
Kyuubi: same old fox food
Deidara: I thought we were going to have grilled swordfish, but I guess were not.
Kyuubi: I love grilled swordfish
Deidara: do you know how to grill a swordfish? You ask it a lot tough question.
(putting down the fox bowl with food and head home)
then sakura and ino arrived (kyuubi's house is the main venue so don't ask why they always end up there)
sakura: well look here! (pointing in the grass with a yellow object) A big yellow butterfly.
Its usual to see one of those at this time of year… unless of course it flew up from brazil.
I bet that's it. They do that sometimes you know they fly from brazil..
ino: that's no butterfly, that's potato chip, billboard!
Sakura: well, I'll be, (picking up the potato chip) so it is ino pig. I wonder how a potato chip got all the way up here from brazil. (she walk in front of kyuubi) hey, fuzzy face, sit up and I'll give you a reward (she give the potato chip when kyuu obey her) a pat on the head by a human being (patting kyuu head, the kyuu give him a kiss in the nose) (ino laugh) (sakura wipe her nose) yuck! Fox lips (then ran away).
Kyuubi (smirk) : sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead… what I need is a change, my life has become a bore, everything is the same, day in and day out. I need is a change
(Deidara, sasori, sasuke, Naruto gather at kyuubi's house)
song: snoopy's song
All: sit up! Lie down! Roll over! Play dead!
Sit up! Lie down! Roll over! Play dead!
Kyuubi: who wants to chase rabbits?
Who wants to fetch sticks?
Who wants to lie down and play dead?
who wants to do tricks?
All: sit up! Lie down! Roll over! Play dead!
Sit up! Lie down! Roll over! Play dead!
Kyuubi: who wants to beg biscuit?
That doesn't seem right!
Who wants to be told that his bark…
Is worse than his bite?
Who wants to eat dog food?
It tastes like its sound.
Who wants to be one of the pack,
And pack with the hounds?
Not me!
That's who!
Got better things to do!
All: sit up! Lie down! Roll over! Play dead!
Sit up! Lie down! Roll over! Play dead!
(pause song)
(conversation)
sakura: why doesn't kyuu do what you tell him, sasuke-kun?
He is your fox, isn't he, sasuke-kun?
Sometimes I think he doesn't know his place!
If he was may fox and he didn't do what, I told him, you know what I'd do sasuke-kun?
Sasuke: what will you do sakura?
Sakura: I'd trade him in for a couple of goldfish!
Why don't you give some serious thought to doing exactly that? Well, why don't you answer?
Sasuke (thinking) : im thinking! I wonder what would happen if I trade him in for a cat,
Sakura: yeah come on, let's get out of here.(walk away with other but sasuke stay looking at kyuu)
(continue song)
kyuubi: I'd love to chase rabbits, (running)
I'd love to fetch sticks (came back with a stick then sit beside sasuke feet)
I'd gladly lie down and play dead…
Who puts a roof over my head?
Who butters both sides of my bread? (kyuubi hug sasuke)
Look kids im lying! Im lying! Im lying!
Im dying! (act play dead)
End of the song
Sasuke sigh and look at the fox that Naruto give to him. He smirk and walk away at the fox house but stop and "here! Kyuubi"
Kyuubi (get up) "you called".
End chapter 1