Dis-claim-er - Neither I nor any of the other authors hold any rights or privileges to the characters used in this story. Copyright is given to the creators/holders where applicable. Only thing I (might) have any hold on is the idea to create this, and it's probably a jointly held idea anyway.

"Your honor, my client, Miss...Takamachi... was simply trying to make friends with this young woman."

"Dan, she blew them up with an energy attack!"

"Like I said, she was just trying to make friends."

"Okay, Miss... Takamachi, just why did you blow up Miss Testarossa?"

"She wouldn't listen to me, I was just trying to talk to her and she never listened, so I felt I had no choice but to blast her. I tried to talk to her several times before."

"Apparently, your honor, they were having a dispute over these... Jewel things..."

"Hey Roz, do you think I'd have more friends if I played like she does?"
"Bull, that'd probably go over as well as the last time you visited a China Shop."

"Aww...I can't go there...they got mad at me when I ran through there..."

"I didn't want to blow her up, but she wouldn't stop and talk to me."

"..."

"Hmm... Well, I think I can let you go with a warning... BUT... You two are going to see a counselor and talk about your problems. Next case."

"Here you go."

"...Why are these two on the next case as well?"

"*In comes Aruf and Yuuno, in Wolf and Ferret form, on leashes.*

"GEEZE! BULL! Get that mongrel in a cage!"

"GRRRR!"

"Aww... Dan, you hurt her feelings." Bull kneels down and pets Aruf. "It's not her fault that she's a giant, scary red wolf."

"...Bull, how many more cases are against these two?"

"Lessee... Public endangerment from magical explosions, Miss Takamachi, cruelty to animals, Miss Testarossa, flying in a no-fly zone, skimpy clothing and panty flashing, aggressive assault, blowing up trees."

"...Trees?"

"That's the report."

"...Okay, you two, I was willing to let you two go with a warning, but now I'm sorry, 100 dollar fine, each, counseling and we're calling your parents. Next... Miss Testarossa, just why are you cringing like that?"

"No, don't!"

"Huh? ...Okay, the wolf's a shape shifter, makes more sense why she wasn't on a leash."

"Don't call Fate's mother! Please!!"

"...Dan, put an order in to child services, okay?"

"Right."

"You four, outside, there will be someone to take you to a counselor, and TALK about your problems, got it?" *The four nod* "...If things go well, I'll drop the fine, okay?"

"...Man, what a case. Let's take five, everyone." *Gavel slam.*

"Public intoxication."

"Fifty bucks."

"Fifty bucks? Ah man! Where is sweet, lovable Bender going to get fifty bucks?"

"Your honor, this man was found peeping in the local spa!"

"I wasn't peeping...I was merely doing research for my next book."

"What book is that, sir?"

"Why, Icha Icha Paradise - Ninja in the Big City!"

*Show Dan reading the book not unlike Kakashi*

"...Fifty bucks and I want a copy of that when it comes out."

"Okay, what's the next case?"

"Panty thief, Harry."

"...Panty thief?"

"Yes, honor, apparently... Where's the defendant?"

"SWEETO!"

"AHHHGH!"

"Did...did you just steal Christine's panties? I think you're my hero..."

"Dan...I don't quite think that's what you're here for..."

"But your Honor...he didn't even move...he just...c'mooooon..."

"DAN! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"But Christine...he's your client..."

"Okay, I've seen enough. Sir, you are fined 300 dollars and are to return all the underwear you stole."

"Aww...alright...*grumbles* stupid ungrateful students..."

"I'll be your student!"

"DAN!"