BEEP BEEP BEEP BE-

I slammed your hand against the alarm clock and pressed the button to turn it off. I got up in my bed and wiped my eyes. I opened them to see my room, which is suspected since it's MY ROOM.

My room is a light gray with pink polka dots scattered throughout. I have a desk in the corner with my laptop and phone charging on top of it. I have a pink fuzzy in the middle of my room and a dresser to the wall.

I got up and groggily walked out of my room to the corridor and made my way downstairs for breakfast. Today was an important day after all and you didn't want to miss it. Today was the first day of my senior year in high school. For me, that meant nine more months then you would be in college and moved out with sweet, sweet freedom.

I got to the kitchen to see my mother and father at the table. I sat down and your mom put a plate of breakfast in front of me. Scrambled eggs, toast and bacon. Bleugh, I hate eggs, but my parents gave it to you anyway. I attempted to swallow some of the eggs, but failed miserably. I Ate everything else and went to my room. Me and my parents don't talk much, but I still like them.

I grabbed my outfit I had laid out and put it on after brushing my teeth and hair. I looked into the mirror. Satisfied with how I looked, I walked out. At least, that's what I was going to do, but this bright flash of light appeared around me, and I passed out.

"Ne, who is she?" I heard a male voice say. OHMYGOD DID I GET KIDNAPPED?! That COULD explain the blackout. They probably drugged me and took me to their base. Oh god, where am I?!

"I dunno. She just showed up. Should we wake her up?" I heard another man said. Yep. I am going to die "Nah let 'er sleep. She seems blacked out." I heard a woman say. Ok thank god it's not all men, but who was she? "HA HA CANA IS ALL THAT DRINKING TEACHIN' YA SOMETHING?!" Shouted the voice from before. "DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS" shouted the female voice again which I'm guessing came from 'Cana'.

I started to slowly open my eyes. "Guys! She's waking up!" Everything was hazy at first, but then everything cleared up and I saw... Pink? Wait a second. Someone was close to my face. Really close to my face. I screamed and backed away from him. "WHO ARE YOU?!" I shouted out. He held up a hand to his ear by his- wait. Pink hair? Is that natural?

"I should be asking you that! You just showed up at our guild in a flash of light!" Said the pink haired man. Wait, guild? What's a guild?

"Umm, is that where I am? A... Um wait... Oh! Guild?" I asked confused.

"Wait, you know what I guild is right?" Said another man. I looked over to see his clothes were missing. Even his boxers!

"OH GOOD LORD! MY VIRGIN EYES! PUT ON SOME PANTS!" I shouted at him. He looked down and looked suprised and started to look for his pants mumbling something along the lines of "when did that happen?" Or "This happens all the time."

Slightly traumatized, I looked away and saw a redheaded girl. If looks could kill, I think I would be dead. "Who are you?" She asked me. "O-oh. Okay um so my name is anon, I'm 17 years old, a senior in high school from Minnesota." I told the scary woman trying not to stutter.

"Wait, Minnesota? Is that a guild? Show us your guild mark!" She yelled. She was about to strip search me when I yelled out "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MINNESOTA IS A FRICKIN STATE FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA YOU NUMB NUTS! ISNT THAT WHERE WE ARE?" I asked.

"United States of America? Minnesota? We aren't there. We are in Magnolia." The redhead said with a no-duh kind of look.

"Magnolia?" I said. "Where on earth is that?" I asked

"In the kingdom of Fiore!" Everyone yelled in unison.

"Oh hahaha! I see! This is a joke pulled by the upperclassmen that graduated! Well this is taking it to far! I want to go back home! Do you have a phone?" I asked.

"What's a phone?"

I couldn't believe my ears OR my eyes. This can't be real. Please tell me I'm dreaming.

"I FOUND THEM!" The nudist from earlier said

"SHUT UP ICE BRAIN" the man with pink hair said and he did something I will never forget. He punched him but... His fist was on FIRE?!

"Haaa sorry anon. Ice princess here can be an idiot sometimes." The pink haired man said "SPEAK FOR YOURSELF DRAGON BREATH!" The nudist shouted back. He put his hands to the floor and froze the ground underneath it. Wait WHAT.

"HOW ARE YOU TWO DOING THAT?!" I asked/yelled at them.

"We're wizards, duh Anon. Most everyone here is." Said the nudist. I looked around to see all the confused faces that were directed at me. I felt dizzy and next thing I knew I was on the ground.