MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR HERO IS INTERRUPTED!

On Saturday 15 of August, a memorial service to Sora Riviere started with an opening speech from his friend Riku Crescent. It was a touching moment when the youth had to stop in order to calm himself.

After the speech concluded, those that have met the young Keyblade Master and that were able to attend walked up to the small shine erected on the small island connected by the bridge. The service lasted for about two and a half hours before Tidus Zanar, friend of Sora's and resident co-founder of the blitz ball game, came running up from the beach screaming about Sora not being dead.

After the initial shock of the statement, the gathering of people and Off-worlders looked over at where the blond claimed his friend was. The individual in question was laying on the beach, unconscious and nude.

A blond man with a right wing jumped off of the bridge connecting the islands to run to the boy, only to be beaten by Sora's former lover, Reno Sinclair. Upon closer inspection by the former Turk of ShinRa, Reno had declared that it was, indeed, Sora in the flesh and then proceeded to demand that someone hand Sora something to wear around his waist.

Reno Sinclair had already covered Sora with his jacket, and when the blond man refused to part with the sarong around his waist, Reno distracted him long enough to do so for him. It was apparent that the two had a rather…unusual…friendship, with the various insults and threats.

After the entire group of people attending the memorial gathered about the boy, he awaken and the first words he spoke were of a nature that is unsuitable to be printed.

Upon hearing the statement, everyone started either laughing or crying. Some doing both at once. It was an amazing sight, seeing what was once gone, returned to the family that grieved the loss of someone as bright and optimistic as Sora.

And with the memorial canceled and the group at Sora and Reno's home, letting the brunette get dressed, everyone had decided that a trip to the Keyblade Master's favorite restaurant was in order and a celebration was in demand.

With the celebration underway, I, Alex Steiner, will report on any antics at the celebration in tomorrow's article. Until then, have a nice weekend and don't drive while drunk or dance drunkenly around a bonfire and burn your feet!