Hey peoples. While I'm procrastinating on my other fic (please don't kill me) I came up with this while going to get ice cream from the minimart down the street with my best friend. We both got mini-cones and I almost dropped mine on my lap while trying to get my soda back... It wasn't fun. I was all 'Gimme back my frig-- MY ICE CREAM! NOO! o0o' Not to mention it was cold out...

Anyway...

I don't own One Piece of course. At least, not yet...

It was hot extremely, morbidly, brain-boilingly hot.

So what else would a pack of 'bloodthirsty' pirates with a straw-hat-wearing captian do but beg their swirly-eyebrowed chef to make ice cream? That's right. Nothing.

So that's what was 'going on.' The mighty straw hat pirates (at least, the males) were sitting on the deck eating ice cream, cookie dough to be precise. With chocolate chips. So, of course, Zoro sat in the crows' nest, not so much watching out for enemy pirates as demolishing his third scoop of ice cream and enjoying the only breeze that could be enjoyed on the overheated ship, with Luffy eyeing the ladder deciding how he could get up to the crows' nest without spilling his two quadruple scoops.

He settled on turning his head sideways and climbing up, getting a very strange look from Zoro as he did so. "What are you doing?"

"I wanted to see ya, Zoro! You've been up here aaaaaaaaaaaaall day!" Luffy shot the other a wide grin. "Even you aren't usually that antisocial!"

"So, it's the only spot there's a breeze on the enitre Going Merry, of course I'm going to spend all day up here. The only spot you can catch a few Z's..." he leaned back and took another bite out of his ice cream cone, which was melting at a very fast rate.

"But sleeping is boooooooooooooring! You should come down and do something with the rest of us!"

"No."

"But Zoroooooooo..."

"No."

Pout.

"No."

"Please? With ice cream and a cherry on top?"

"No."

"Why not?!?!"

And with this the rubber-man noticed his ice cream was melting and stopped to lick off all the melted ice cream and cookie dough goo from the two cones. Needless to say, there was ice cream EVERYWHERE when he was done. Zoro smirked. "You've got ice cream on your hat, Luffy."

"I do? Aww... Crap." Luffy scowled at the thought of the the sticky mixture on the brim of his most prized possesion. He then proceeded to take off the hat, wipe off the ice cream and wipe his hand on the sleeve of Zoro's shirt... And noticed something.

Zoro simply stared as his captian leaned up and licked the dot of ice cream from the tip of his nose and, smiling, said, "You have ice cream all over you too!" And giggled.

The taller leaned forward and captured his lips in a chaste kiss. "You taste like ice cream..."

"You do too."

Awwwwww! Wasn't that so fluffy and sweet! Well, actually, no it wasn't, it kind of sucked... But oh well! I had to stop and calm myself down in the middle because I got a major case of the warm fuzzies though!