A/N Hey! This is a co-authored story between myself (Mini_Mai) and HodgeHeg. Its text and email conversations between the gang at SPR. Its pure and utter humor and we both hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoy writing it. We will update as often as we can. It is entirely improvised with no plot set out beforehand. Please R&R!

Neither of us own Ghost Hunt, by the way. Gene wouldn't have died if we did, and Mai and Naru would be together by now! ^.^

TBH if we owned it they'd be MARRIED by now. As would Madoka and Lin, and Ayako and Bou-san.

Mai is written by Mini_Mai

Yasu is written by HodgeHeg

Send Text Message To: Yasu
From: Mai
YASUUU! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU! I AM IN SOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE WITH NARU NOW BECAUSE OF YOU!

Send Text Message To: Mai-chan
From:Yasu
Don't worry. You probably weren't listening, but staring at his wondrous body.
PS: what did I do now?

Send Text Message To: Yasu
From: Mai
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! I was not! -_- and what do you mean what do you do now?

Send Text Message To: Mai-Chan
From: Yasu
Mai, sweetie, unless it has escaped your notice, how can I shut up when we are texting? And anyway, aren't you in class?
And yes, what did I do now?

Send Text Message To: Yasu
From: Mai
Well, you can stop saying I was staring at Naru's perfect amazing wondrous body when i was OBVIOUSLY not! I could say the same thing about you too to be fair.
Aren't YOU in class?
You're gonna have to help me out her Yasu, what do you do about what?

Send Text Message To: Love of My Life
From: Yasu
Aww, Mai, you're the love of my life and you know it! How could you think that of me?
Touche.
Why are you mad at me? Why is Naru-kun mad at you?

Send Text Message To: That Guy I Know
From: Mai
I did not know that I was the love of your life, awww how sweet. I will inform Bou-san that he has lost your love immediately! I can very easily think that of you, I mean, who WOULDN''T want to stare at Naru all day...not that I do or anything ^_^.
I am mad at YOU because YOU made NARU mad at ME!

Send Text Message To: That Girl I Know
From: That Guy You Know
Sweet is my middle name. No, don't tell Bou-san, he will get jealous and I do value my life you know..
Mai, are you okay? What has the nasty evil ice-king done, and I will march into his office and cower at his scary gaze.
Sure you don't Mai.
And how did I make the scary ice-king mad at you? You really don't make that much sense, Mai.

Send Text Message To: Yasu 3
From: Mai
REALLY? Your Mum said your middle name was Kumiko as in eternally beautiful child? I am fine! A tad fed up of you making Naru mad at me and making me stay late every day this week to clean up the mess you created at lunch today.
Yas, I have to ask you, what on EARTH made you think filling water balloons with slime and throwing them at us during the meeting whilst yelling "I am a ghost, feel the force of my ectoplasm" was a good idea?

Send Text Message To: Creepy Stalker
From: Yasu
You should never, EVER talk to my mother. She is crazy. And tell ANYONE about my middle name, you'll be the next ghost we're exercising.
Annoying the ice-king is fun! Did he take the case, btw?
ps: I noticed you put a loveheart next to my name... Mai, you're so cute! ^.^

Send Text Message To: Kumiko
From: Mai
I love talking to your mother! Its so much fun! She has such good ideas for what we can do for your birthday! You wouldn't REALLY hurt me would you? TT_TT
It is not fun when i have to re-write, by HAND the files YOU slimed!
I dunno about the case, he slipped (literally slipped) into his office and slammed the door once you left asking for tea and tylenol.
p.s I know full well I'm cute, but you said you loved me so I put a 3 next to your name ^.^

Send Text Message To: Suck Up
From: YASU
No, my mother is not 'fun', she's crazy. Please don't listen to her ideas for my birthday...
Oh, Mai, where's the fun in threats when you know they're empty? ;)
Oh, well can you find out about the case? I need to know if I have to go or not.
ps: Of course I love you Mai-chan!

Send Text Message To: Bully
From: Mai
Yes your mother is fun, dont be so mean to them! But YASSS you'll LOVE the idea! pinky promise.
So you would hurt me? I'm telling Naru!
I will ask Naru when I tell him about your little threat
ps good cause I love you too

Send Text Message To:Traitor
From: Yasu
Hmmm... why do I have a bad feeling about this!
No!Not the ice-king!
No, please don't!
Of course you love me. I am completely lovable. I have to go now; my sensei is looking at me weird! Love you!
Yasuxxx

Send Text Message To: The "Lovable" Bully
From: Mai
Naru, Yasu wanted to know if you took that case out in the suburbs you got submitted today?
Also, he is threatening to kill me again TT_TT

Send Text Message To: Naru...xxx
Fro: Mai
I LOVE YOU MORE! YOU WEIRD LOVABLE GUY!
Mai xxx

Send Text Message To: Tattle Tale
From: Yasu
Mai-chan, I didn't know Naru gave you his number! And in future, if you're going to tattle on me, make sure it's actually sent to the ice-king's phone instead of mine.
Gotta go!
Yasuxxx

Send Text Message To: Yasu
From: Mai
Oh CRAP!

A/N: Hello! Hodgeheg here! We decided (well, Mini-Mai decided) to do a collab between us of various emails and texts between members of SPR. We do actually have a plot, but most of it is improvisation.

But once we got in the flow of writing it seems to work very well ^_^ this has been a load of fun to write and we will (hopefully) have a new chapter up tomorrow. Please leave us a review to let us know what you think!

Once school starts though, we probably won't be updating as much. Especially as I'm away for three days almost immediately after I get back...

But when possible, updates will be thick and fast :) Peace out for now :P

Please Review! XD