Chapter one (yes this is another one of my fics, really random, at least the intro part of it. Please review if you read this)
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia but these are the reasons I think people wear these colours.
Cherry-sama: Hi! This is another fiction of mine!
Genis: You write to many fics for your own good…
Cherry-sama: Meanie………Say…
Genis: Yes?
Cherry-sama: How come when I'm doing an intro/ending of a fic, you're almost always in it?
(insert long silence here)
Zelos: (walks in) Maybe because you think he/she is hot. (gives a very smug grin)
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Zelos: Genis, how come you get her and I don't?
Cherry-sama: WHAT! Zelos for that comment I hope you go to –bbbeeeeeeppp-!
Genis: O.O Wow! Cherry-sama swore for the first time this year!
Zelos: O.o I'd never thought I'd hear that (from her) before I died…
Cherry-sama: Actually I put the word "beep" to replace the actual word so it doesn't count! If I didn't I probably would have to change the rating of this fic and I would beat myself (on the head) like –beep- until I go to bed this evening!
Genis: Oh.
Zelos: Geez. Don't amaze us like that again.
Cherry-sama: Don't you mean scare?
Zelos: Nope. (notices readers) Oh. Read the story my hunnies! And you other people can read if you like.
Cherry-sama: ZELOS! Don't call the guy reveiwers 'other people'!
Zelos: Erp! ...Scary...
One day Lloyd sat in a room. You can imagine it however you like cause I'm too lazy to explain it. All I'm going to say is that there was a chair (insert your details here), which Lloyd was sitting on, no walls or roof (that you can't see at least), and an old bookshelf (insert details again please).
All of a sudden, Raine walked through a door that randomly appeared (again insert details). She flung (note the word flung) it open like she was feeling happy. She walked into the room and slammed the door, which then randomly disappeared (how you imagine it) just like had appeared.
"Hi Lloyd!" Raine exclaimed as she pulled up a chair (that looked like Lloyd's) from the ground (the way you imagine it).
"Hi Raine!" Lloyd exclaimed back while waving (in a way you see fit).
"What's up?"
"Nothing right now."
"Oh good, then you can do homework that I assigned you!" Raine exclaimed as she picked up some really old heavy and thick books that all have the words 'How to make a Student a Ruin Maniac, Against their Will' (insert an old kind of font that you think should be on the books).
"AAAAHHHH! Wait! Look! Something is up! I think it's Botta!" Lloyd exclaimed pointing upward to a little black dot above them (really high up) just to save himself from Raine's evil books.
Botta hit the ground, landed with a loud "(insert random sound that you would think to be most amusing)" and pulled up a chair (like Raine).
Botta, unlike Raine, seemed to be very…ugly? Wait… I think there is a typo in the script that I'm reading from… Maybe a very loyal Raine fan-guy changed it… Oh well, time to fix it!
(You, as a reader, hear a loud sound scribbling of out the word 'ugly' being replaced and replaced with the word '(you'll find out, later, later-as-in-very-soon-later)', over the narrator's intercom.)
There that's better! Ahem. Botta, unlike Raine, was very (not ugly, even though he is really ugly anyways, but) disoriented. Not like this was an unusual thing, in fact it he felt this way every hour. But he fell out of the ceiling feeling this way, so this was different!
"Botta, why did you fall out of the roof?" Lloyd asked noticing a small medicine bottle in his pocket.
"Oh. It's one of the many (and I mean MANY) side-effects from this one medicine." Botta replied as he pulled out the bottle. "It cures disorientation!"
"Let me see." Lloyd said as he grabbed the bottle from Botta.
"What are the side effects?" Raine asked, while leaning over Lloyd's shoulder to see what it said.
"Holy Cow..." Lloyd mumbled as his eyes widened to the size of cucumbers (horizontally or vertically, your choice).
"I don't think 'falling out of a random room's ceiling' is a side-effect for this." Raine noted.
"Side-effect #697: feeling disoriented… Wasn't this medicine for disorientation?"Lloyd asked.
"True. They should have a lawsuit about this…" Botta nodded.
"Wait… Why is 'side-effect #456: revival' right after 'side-effect #455: destruction'?" Lloyd asked while looking at the to words on the bottle.
"Botta, I don't think that you should be taking this stuff…" Raine muttered while looking at one of the side-effects scarily. "Side-effect #6758 says: increased chance of pregnancy, even for boys."
"Scary…" Lloyd muttered as he looked at the little side note that says 'All hope for you is lost if you take this without reading the book '1000 Ways to Cook a Human Body' first'.
"That would be scary if I became pregnant…" Botta muttered.
Then the random door appeared again, and the door burst open! This time showing Sheena.
"I'M PREGNANT!" Sheena yelled with a grin on her face, as she burst through the door.
Long silence.
"Boy or girl?" Raine asked with a scary sparkle in her eye.
"How?" Lloyd asked, handing the bottle to Botta.
"I'm not sure!" Sheena exclaimed with a wider grin on her face, pulling up a chair (like Botta did).
"I wonder if she took some of this…" Botta murmured as he looked at the bottle of medicine.
Then Sheena burst out laughing.
"Pfffttt! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a joke! You gulped it down more then anybody else!" Sheena laughed, falling backwards on her chair.
"Sheena, you really shouldn't joke about that." Raine noted.
"Why not?"
"Read this." Raine told Sheena as she grabbed the bottle away from Botta and showed Sheena.
After (insert short amount of minutes) minutes, Sheena spoke.
"That's scary…" Sheena muttered.
Then Kratos, Colette, Genis, Presea, Regal, Yuan and Mithos Yggdrasill (younger or older, your choice) burst into the room.
Randomly they had all sorts of different conversations on (insert stuff that people talk about) as they all pulled up a chair. Then Noishe randomly walked in through the door and everyone wanted to hug him cause he's so cute. They all raced towards Noishe but started to sit back down after Colette beat them all to Noishe (cause she's a dog-lover) the room became silent.
After (insert high number) minutes, Genis spoke.
"Why does Zelos wear pink?" Genis asked.
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"I don't know…" Kratos replied.
"Me neither." Yuan added.
"I don't know and I spent the longest around him!" Sheena bragged, but she was ignored.
"Maybe because Zelos likes cute fluffy things the colour pink!" Colette suggested as she hugged Noishe on the ground.
"I'd think he'd rather like cute girls with a pink hair colour…" Sheena corrected.
Presea looked uneasy to this statement.
"Maybe he's gay." Genis suggested cause he really disliked Zelos and this was sort of revenge thing.
"I bet that's the reason!" Mithos agreed raising his hand-for-no-reason-that-I-feel-like-describing-right-now.
"Doubt it. He likes to hit on girls, not guys." Botta muttered.
"Maybe he's found out that pink attracts girls, and he's trying to attract them!" Lloyd suggested.
"But if that was the case, Zelos would of attracted Pronema." Mithos noted. "She told me that she likes the colour pink. You should see what she did to her room in Derris Kharlan! It gives me shivers whenever I go in there to read her daily report on Guardian Angels for the Chosens."
"And if pink had that effect on people then I would have been mobbed by lots of people (pink lovers) by now." Presea included.
"What if Zelos has a favorite fruit or something, that's pink?" Raine asked.
"I remember that Zelos said he really liked peaches…" Colette recalled as she petted Noishe.
"No… If Zelos was obsessed enough with the fruit that he would wear the colours, he probably would of dyed his hair green for the leaves." Sheena noted. "And we know that he would never do that."
The ToS cast was silent. They couldn't think of any other reasons why Zelos wore pink. Regal was about to say something (for the first time) when Zelos walked through the (vanishing) door.
"Hiiiiii! The Great Zelos is in the house! What did I miss?" Zelos asked carrying a (insert description of a container like object here) into the room.
"Zelos! We were just talking about you!" Colette told Zelos while ruffling Noishe's soft fur.
"You guys were talking about me? I feel so loved now! n.n"
"Zelos."
"Yes, my little angel?"
"Why do you wear pink?"
"Simple, my little angel! Only brave guys wear pink!" Zelos told Colette, as he pulled up a chair.
The longest silence in history took place in this part of the fanfic. Until Zelos broke it.
"What?" Zelos asked, very confuzzled.
Cherry-sama: Chapter one!
Genis: Why is Zelos more in character than in this fic then any of your others?
Cherry-sama: No clue.
Zelos: Awww… The brat and his girlfriend are talking together, alone.
Genis: What? No!
Zelos: (calls to Presea) Hey Presea! Genis is cheating on you for the blonde chick!
Presea: …
Genis: No! Wait! It's not true!
Cherry-sama: WHAT! (glares at Zelos VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY evilly)
Zelos: Uh-oh… Please review… Before I get hurt…
Cherry-sama: (grabs the evil medicine and starts whacking Zelos on the head with the bottle)
Zelos: AHHHHHH, ow, HHH! Not the, ow, medicine!
Cherry-sama: Eat it and DIE!
Zelos: Is that one of the side-effects?
Cherry-sama: No…(looks at side-effects) Wait… 'Side-effect #4567: Eat it and die.' Yep, it is. So… EAT IT AND DIE!
Presea: Don't worry Genis, I believe you.
Genis: Whew! (whips brow)
Presea: (looks at you readers out there) And readers, please review.