A/N I do not own Harry Potter. I will never own Harry Potter. I am not JK Rowling. Ok?

This is gonna be AU. Instead of the original ending to the 7th book with all of them all lovey dovey with kids and happy families I'm gonna mess with them! Teehee!

Harry looked deep into his lover's beautiful, unique eyes. He felt like he could lose himself in those eyes. Red hair streamed down and covered her shoulders and back. She snuggled into Harry and placed a cold hand on his chest.

Shame it wasn't Ginny though.

Hermione knew she should get back home, see Ron and the twins, but that'd mean moving. Why was it that he always made her feel so tired after sex?

She watched as her lover sauntered in wet and nude after his shower. He braided his long black hair and dragged on black dress robes.

He walked over to the bed and sat down beside her.

"We have a business meeting to attend soon, so unless you want to go dressed like that...?" He laughed as Hermione hid under the duvet, "Ok then! I'll make you get dressed!" With that, he pulled off the duvet, picked Hermione up bridal style and dumped her in the bath.

"DAMN YOU BLAISE ZABINI!" Hermione yelled.

Harry missed Ginny. Just because she fell in love with Neville Longbottom, didn't mean he had stopped loving her.He wished she hadn't taken their baby girl, Emily-Lily, and Teddy Lupin. He wished she hadn't moved to America. He wished he would stop drinking and sleeping with girls who look like Ginny. He wished he could talk to Ron. He wished...

Hermione was wrecked when she got home. The twins, Hannah and Calum, had screamed all the way home from day care and wouldn't calm down. She was hoping Ron had bothered to cook dinner, but as she pulled into the driveway of the house, it was clear no one was home.

She walked quitely into the kitchen and placed the twins in their playpen. She saw there were 3 dinners on the table and a letter. She heated up the dinners (heat spells are oh so useful) and strapped the babies into their highchair.

She opened the letter.

Dear Hermione,

I am truly sorry but I'm leaving you. I have been having an affair...

She smiled, well, so have I...

Harry decided to move on with his life. He needed a new job. Hermione might need some extra help? He called her mobile and she picked up after two rings.

"Hello?"

"Hi 'Mione? How are you?"

"HARRY! How are you? What happened? Are you injured???"

"WHAT? Noooo, I don't think so... Nothings happened for a long while now."

Wailing could be heard in the background and Hermione sighed.

"I'm really sorry Harry, but the twins are crying and Ron's not here! I gotta go! Do ya wanna come over later?"

"Sure. Bye."

Well, that went well, thought Harry.

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