This is a new story which will kind of be like Calvin and Hobbes the television series but not a television show
Here it is!
David strikes Part 1
Calvin was busy making a multiple layered PB&J sand which like they do in the Saturday morning cartoons, when his mom called him.
"Calvin where are you?" Calvin's mom yelled from the living room.
"In the kitchen making a PB&J sand which!" He hollered back.
Walking into the kitchen she said,"OK good while your at it can you make me a-" She suddenly stopped as she realized what Calvin was doing.
"CALVIN STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!" Calvin stopped and looked up at his mother.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Making a seven-layered PB&J, like I said I was." He replied
Calvin's mom's mouth hung open for a few seconds.
She then collected her thoughts and screamed, "TO YOUR ROOM NOW! YOU ARE GROUNDED!"
"Can I keep the sand which?" Calvin asked.
Calvin landed in his room with a big thump.
Muttering under his breath he retreated to his desk to work on his newest invention.
He grabbed a toaster and started to unscrew the screws when Hobbes came out from under the bed.
He was covered in a Hawaiian shirt and many of those bushy plastic flower necklaces.
"Why are you in your room? I thought you were fixing a sand which because you didn't like the pork at the Lu Aou."
"It was only half roasted!" Calvin pointed out.
"Anyways, what happened?"
"Mom went overboard."
"I could see that happening. After all you did make it more than two layers."
"I was hungry!"
"Whatever whats happening?" Hobbes inquired.
"Well, I'm making a new invent-"
Hobbes was gone with a Wooosh of air and papers started fluttering.
Calvin sighed and went back to his invention.
Just then the phone rang.
With his screw driver in his mouth and two wires in his hands, he picked up the phone.
Somehow.
"So many distractions!" He said before he put the phone to his ear.
"What in the world do you want?" He asked irritated.
"Bad time? I'll call back later." The voice of Shannon, his crush ringing in his ears.
"Wait no, I'm sorry it's just Hobbes."
"No explanation needed."
Just as Calvin was going to say something witty he heard the sound of a can opener and heavy breathing.
"Hold on a second, I need to do something." He told Shannon.
Hobbes was in the Kitchen making a tuna sand which while eavesdropping on Calvin and Shannon's phone conversation.
"HOBBES YOU MANGY FUR BALL!" Calvin yelled, storming in through the door.
"Here comes the little love bird now," Hobbes said calmly.
Calvin's face turned completely red.
"YOUR GONNA GET IT NOW, CARPET FACE!" Calvin screamed and launched himself at the "Carpet face".
"CALVIN STOP YELLING AT YOUR STUFFED DOLL!" His father yelled at him.
"He's not stuffed, and he's not a doll," He said through gritted teeth,"The stuff Susie plays with is dolls!"
"Well than maybe you should take after her and be good!"
Calvin stormed off leaving a certain speechless tiger lying on the ground.
Hobbes hung up the phone.
After his argument with his dad and the conversation with Shannon he went back to working on his experiment.
"My Matrix-o-tron is almost complete, than I will be famous!" He said to himself.
"Hey Calvin-"
"AUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Calvin yelled his heart pounding.
From Jason's perch on the window he uncovered his ears.
"Geeeeezzzz Calvin, do you do that to all your guests?"
"You surprised me," He said his heartbeat slowing down, "Now, what do you want?"
"Wanna watch "Apocalypse" with me?"
"No thanks, I got to finish this invention."
"C'mon, I get the special edition DVD!" He said waving it in Calvin's face temptingly.
"Oh alright."Calvin gave up.
"OH Ho ho! That was such a bad movie! Remember the part when-"
"CCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!
"Uh Ohs, Gots to goes!" Calvin ran off to home.
Surprisingly when he got home he realized that it was Hobbes that was doing the screaming.
He ran in through the front door and was suddenly covered in green light.
Calvin slowly turned his head down.
He was floating.
And he couldn't move any part of his body but his head.
He turned his head slowly up so he was looking sideways he saw his best bud, Hobbes also engulfed in green light.
Hobbes was staring straight ahead.
Calvin turned so he could see what Hobbes was seeing.
Right in front of both of them was a Purple man standing with one Yeti leg and one Kangaroo leg, he- it had the torso of a Bear, and only to be described as a between a whale and a Rottweiler's face.
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The scream was heard from miles away.
Jason jumped when he heard it.
Jason had been cleaning up his living room after the movie when he heard this plea for help.
Jason jumped the stairs three at a time and dashed into his room.
He came back out with a rain coat on and a Nerf dart gun in his hands.
The Nerf gun looked... modified.
It had, it was one of Calvin's earliest inventions. Modified to shoot lasers.
Jason jumped all the way down the stairs and grabbed a hard hat.
He put it on and swung open the door.
Standing there was Shannon about to knock on his door.
She was dressed in a rain coat also but she had a spearpoon, a spear that could shoot harpoons. Calvin had also built that one.
They raced out without even saying a word, because they both had the same thought on their mind, Calvin's in trouble!
Back at Calvin's house the alien was explaining everything.
"So your the 'Supreme Earth Potenate'?" The alien said looking Calvin up and down.
Calvin just gritted his teeth, trying his best to reach for his pocket where he stored his galxy remote.
The alien noticed somehow, maybe he could read brain waves.
"That won't work." The alien said in a voice that remind him of Gollum from Lord Of The Rings.
The alien pointed at the tube it was holding and said, "This is a mass diffusion beam. It lowers your mass so you float then it holds you in place. The only thing you can move is your head."
"Let me go you psychopathic deranged heap of animals!"
"And your mouth." The alien said sighing.
"Prepare to become engulfed in so much pain you won't ever be able to reproduce!"
Calvin was disgusted.
"What do you want?" Hobbes asked, surprisingly without cowardice.
"I want to rule your planet, after I have killed you I will declare I as their leader!"
"Not one of those again." Calvin exclaimed.
"One of what?" The alien looked confused.
Fortunately Shannon and Jason had heard most of this conversation.
They shrunk their weapons and pocketed them.
"Let's sneak in through the back."
And they were off.
"Why are we still here?"
"Because I'm waiting for my ship to come." He said looking to the skies.
Just then Calvin, Hobbes and the alien who's name was David were surrounded by blue light.
They started floating up towards the ceiling.
Calvin looked down when he heard a smash and saw Jason and Shannon standing there with their mouths open.
Then he looked up and found he was about to hit the ceiling but he didn't, they floated right through it.
In fact they floated through all the levels of the house.
They were in the moonlight now careening up towards a ship that looked like the emperor state building except sideways.
And then they entered the spacecraft.
"I was just about to hit the alien!" Jason complained.
"Stop whining, we have to save Calvin and Hobbes!"
"The box!" Jason exclaimed.
They looked at each other and sprinted up the stairs.
When they got into Calvin's room, they both put on goggles that came out of no where.
Jason Jumped into the front.
"Let me steer!" Shannon said impatiently.
"NO!"
"Now how do you start this thing." Jason muttered to himself.
"The START button you dim wit!"
"I knew that!"
Jason started up the box.
"Um... I guess I press this button." The button read "MORTAL AND UTTERLY DEFENSELESS DANGER"
The box bucked up and landed a few feet away.
Then it jumped and stayed in air.
It flew out the window rapidly.
"Let me steer!" Shannon demanded.
NO!"
After a few mishaps they were flying high over the city.
"Wow, that's beatiful." Shannon said looking down.
"Um thank you?" Said Jason confused.
"Not you you dim wit!" She said whapping him on the head.
Jason's head fell into the front of the box.
The box turned so that it was facing straight down.
The vehicle started plummeting like a rock.
And as you might imagine.
They were screaming like there lives were at stake.
They were.
Shannon pushed her arms to the front and turned the box up.
Shannon glared at Jason.
Jason just shrugged.
After a while Shannon piped up.
"Jason your obviously a horrible driver, let me drive"
"No I'm fine."
"You'll get us killed." She said plainly.
"Relax. I got this." He said leaning against the side of the box.
The box did a complete 180.
"Oh my god!"
Jason said hanging onto the edges.
"Shannon are you okay?"
No reply.
He looked behind him.
Shannon was falling.
UUUUGHHHH that idiot! She thought, I knew I should have drived.
She took her spearpoon out of her pocket and shot it at the box.
The harpoon had a thick nylon string attached to it.
She started climbing.
"What have I done? I've killed Shannon! Calvin's gonna kill me. He's never gonna go on that date with her like he wanted to!"
"What was that?"
Jason turned around.
"Shannon! Wha ho how did you do that?"
She pulled out her spearpoon.
"Oh."
She turned the box right side up.
"I'm driving!"
There was no resistance.
A few minutes later they had come in view of the Giant alien space ship.
"Whoooooaaaaaaah!" Shannon awed.
"What?" Jason looked up,"Oh my god, that bird is huge!"
"No you nincompoop, the space ship."
"Oh yeah cool, whatever."
Shannon sped up the box so it was right on top of the cockpit.
"A sunroof?" Shannon pondered, looking over the ship.
"Maybe they like the view." Jason suggested.
Suddenly the box toppled over making the two passengers fall through the glass and into the cockpit.
An alien's voice hissed, "What are they doing here?"
"Queso a nadie?"
Yep that was the first chapter. I know it was pretty long just deal with it. The next chapter will be written by Terminator Bunny 4.0 my brother. So look forward to that!
-Ultimacy on High-