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Hidden Webcamio Appearance:

A web cam has been set up for one whole day in each of their rooms, with out them knowing it! We really needed to see what everyone in the evil organization was secretly up to.The first person to have the hidden web cam in their room was The Great Leader Pein. Well just because he's the leader and should go first, plus he has to set an example for the rest of the organization doesn't he? So here we go.

First up day one- Pein:

In the morning:

Pein sat up and stretched in his king sized bed. He yawned as he did so he turned to see the other five of him still sleeping and Konan right beside him's. (him's get it?) He leaned over and kissed her on the lips, she opened her eyes and smiled at him.

"Good morning Pein. And Pein if you want to keep your hand then remove it from where you now have it!" Konan stated angrily.

Pein looked down at her confused "Huh?" he frowned.

Konan rolled over and punched the other Pein beside her in the face. She then climbed over Pein gave him a kiss and walked to the door.

"I'm going to go start breakfast and coffee. Tobi should be up by now and if I don't start to feed him, hell knows what kind of trouble he'll get in to."

Pein smiled his half assed sexy smile at her and nodded, she smiled back and went down stairs. Pein shot a deadly looked over at the other Pein who had his hand on Konan's somewhere. Well he didn't know where. He got out of bed, clad in only flannel boxers he fumed at Pein.

"This is your last warning! You want to live, keep your hands off her body!"

"Well she is one hot babe we know that right? And well I am you! So I touch her, it's exactly the same as you touching her."

"Not it isn't! I'm the only one of us that has that right! We've been through this how many times this week?! Let alone this month! She only wants one of me and that's me! That's it all of me go back to the basement! Get up Pein's and all of me back to the basement! I've had enough of me for one week! We'll try again next week if I all behave! Got it! So get up and go to the basement! Now!"

The rest of the Pein's awoke from the yelling of the other Pein. And decided it was not a good idea to argue with Pein this early in the morning. Yes if you got on Pein's wrong side early in the morning you would pay dearly for the rest of the day! Still all in their pajamas they headed for the door and proceeded down stairs, to the basement. Once all the Pein's were out of the room, he walked over to his dresser, opening various drawers to get his clothes for the day. He put them on top of the dresser and looked at himself in the mirror.

"You are a brave, strong, handsome, dedicated, loyal, sexy Leader! You will do great things today and do them for the sake of The Akatsuki Organization! We will breathe and live only for the main mission and will not stop until.."

"Pein are you doing your rant thing again?" Konan giggled.

"Uuhh...no"

"Well here's your coffee. Are you going to have a shower right away?"

"Yah, why?"

"Umm, well,...Tobi made it to the kitchen before I did and tried to make pancakes again. He poured the batter into the toaster again." She smiled sweetly trying not to anger him this early in the morning.

"Fuck! Doesn't that kid ever learn! What this is like the eighth fucking time he did this! In this month!"Konan walked over to him and put her arms around him.

"Calm down Pein. He didn't mean too, he was just hungry." She smiled up at him"plushetriedtomakeorangejuicetoousingtheblenderwithnolid."Konan mumbled.

"What was that?!"Pein looked down at her giving her that famous frown that didn't need any other words attached to it.

"Oh nothing, you go jump in the shower and I'll go help Tobi clean up the mess. By the time you are done the kitchen will be clean." She kissed his cheek and went back down stairs. He stood there with his arms closed for a moment.

"If she didn't stand in my way most of the members would be dead already. Damn that woman!" He swore as he left the room to go shower.

After lunch:

Pein walked in and went to the bed to lay down for a while. There was a loud knock on the door that sounded more like pounding.

"What do you want?" Pein asked annoyed.

"Tobi wants to go to the park but Kisame said no! And now Tobi is sad! And Tobi still wants to go to the park! And Tobi is still sad because he still wants to go to the park! Tobi is still sad!"

"Alright, alright ALRIGHT! I get it your sad! Go tell Kisame that he can take you to the park for an hour! If he still says no, then tell him that I will burn everyone of his condoms from his secret stash!"

"Condoms? Uhhhh Okay... Tobi will... Thank you Pein! Tobi will bring you back some sand from the sand box! Sand is fun!" Tobi yelled as he ran down stairs.

"Little bugger! He better not! Last time he brought home clay from the park that turned out to be cat shit! Calm down Pein he's just a kid. A very stupid kid."He spoke to himself.

He napped for like twenty minutes before another knock was on his door.

"What?!?"

"The accounting for the organization is done. The bank book is up dated and the stocks you invested in are doing well."

"Fine Kakuzu. Give the file to Konan. Did Kisame take Tobi to the park?"

"Yes. Konan also gave them money for icecream. What a waste when we have some in the freezer! The cost for one cone is enough for two liters of icecream! You can buy 100 cones for $2.99 at Wal-Mart! It was a waste of money!"

"What ever Kakuzu. At least he's out of everyones hair for a good one to two hours right? Isn't it worth it?."

"Now that you do mention it, yes. And by the way Hidan killed two more people. The mailman and Suigetsu."

"What?!?"

"Well the mailman left pamphlets about Christianity again. Well, killing Suigetsu was actually an accident for once. Konan told him to clean the outside windows. He was up on the ladder using windex and he had a roll of those new super absorbent Scottie paper towels. Which I think are over priced. When Suigetsu asked Hidan where Kisame was, Hidan went to go down the ladder to answer, but he slipped, landed on Suigetsu and the Scottie towels sucked him right up. But we think he's dead but are not totally sure. Hidan put him in a bag on the counter until Kisame gets back."

"You know that's the sixth mailman we went through since we lived here. What did you do with the body?"

"Konan told Zetsu to eat it, so he did."

"Good anything else?

"No."

"Good let me nap then!"

Pein napped for another thirty minutes before a knock disturbed him.

"Huh? What?!?"

"Konan wants to know what you want for supper, un?"

"Whatever she feels like cooking. Does she feel like cooking?"

"How should I know, un?"

"Well tell her I feel like chicken, so anything with chicken is good for me."

"Got it,un?"

"Wait! How is the Suigetsu situation doing?"

"Well Sassori managed to get most of him out of the Scottie towels, using Hiroku, but we had no other place to put him so we put him in the Brita filter! So now he's clean and pure! Good thinking, un?"

"Yah, I guess. Just make sure no one drinks him."

"Yes sir, un?"

Well that was the end of that nap. Pein got up and looked at the clock, it read 2:03 pm. Well there was no way he was going to get sleep now. He got up and made his was over to his bookshelf. His eyes skimmed over the shelves looking for something interesting to read. His hand landed on a book and he made his way to his reading chair by the window. He read his favorite book "Nanny 911, expert advice for all your parenting emergencies" It really helped him understand the other people in his organization alot better. Especially the Uchiha. That was one weird emo guy. He read a couple of chapters before being interrupted by another knock on the door.

"What?!?"

"Hey! Fucking Orochimaru phoned, seriously! The old butt fucker wants to know where his little ass buddy Suigetsu is? I told the shit licker to phone you back later!"

"Hidan, how is the situation going?"

"Well you see it's fucking... kinda... friggin complicated! Uhhh, well you see we put him through the fucking Brita filter and there was more fucking water than we first ...shit uh,... thought so we put half of it in a juice jug. Well the Fishstick dropped Pumpkin head off so he could pick up the fucking chicken for Konan at Sobey's. Tobi fucking wanted Kool-aid so, the dip shit put kool-aid mix in Suigetsu and turned him fucking blue! But Good fucking news! If the puddle bastard lives, he'll be as fucking blue as Fishstick! He'll fucking look just like his fucking son!"

"Okay."

"Yah, so what now?"

"I'll be down stairs in two minutes."

"Yah sure."

Pein finished reading the chapter and walked to the door to go downstairs.

Evening just before bed:

Pein entered followed by Konan in her pajamas. She went and crawled into his bed as he went to his dresser and pulled out a pair of flannel boxers. He stripped down his back towards her.

"You know you look so sexy in those boxers"

Pein smirked "Yah I know. By the way what did Orochimaru have to say about Suigetsu?"

Konan sighed" Well it went like this"

Konan's flash back:

She walked Suigetsu who was now whole again back to Orochimaru's. There were still two things wrong with him, one he was as blue as Kisame, two from the Brita filter purification, he was stupider than Tobi! She pressed the doorbell and waited for Oro to answer, the door opened.

"Well hello there Konan, long time no see. So are still with that six person'd man, you know the Leader Pein?"

"Yes, yes I am, we are now sleeping with together and make love almost every night. He's awesome in bed and likes alot of foreplay."

"Well if you ever want a real man then stop by! Foreplay what is he a pansy? Real men don't do foreplay! Do you miss me?"

"Oro that was one night! Well not even more like 5 minutes! I was so drunk I didn't even know what we did until Kakuzu told me a week later!"

"It was 10 minutes and you enjoyed it!"

"Okay whatever it doesn't matter! Here's your boy back!"

Oro looks at him.

"WTF happened?!?! "

"Calm down Oro it's not that big of a deal! Here's what happened. Hidan accidentally sucked him up with a Scottie towels. Sassori squeezed him out. Tobi tried to make Kool-aid out of him. Kisame put him back together. He had supper with us. He's a bit brain dead. He's a bit blue! Sorry! Have a nice night!"

She walked down the front walk.

"Tell Pein I'll get him back for this! The boy only wanted to ask Kisame for a condom! He had a date with Karin! This isn't over you blue haired bitch!"

"Shut up you 5 minute one shot!"

"Ten minutes! Ten minutes!"

End flash back!

Pein cocked an eyebrow "That's how it went huh?" He climbed into be beside her. She just nodded.

"Well then he can just bring it on!" Pein looked at her. "Why did you sleep with him?"

"I was drunk! Pein get over it, I wasn't with you, we were broken up at the time, I have no idea! Good-night Pein!"

"Humm! Good enough for me! He is so jealous of me isn't he?"

"Yes! Now good-night!"

"Are you tired?"

"Yes!"

"Do you wanna..."

"Not tonight, I have a headache."

"Do you want me to get some Aspirin for you?"

"No! I just want to go to sleep"

"Can I just.."

"No!"

"Please? Don't make me bag."

"Pein go to sleep!"

"Please? I won't bother you again if your not in the mood."

"You said that last time! And the time before that and the time before that."

"This time I mean it."

"No!"

"I'll let you make the guys paint their toenails purple too!"

"Fine have it your way. Strip down sexy!"

Well you know what happens next, just use you imagination. o0

End of day one.

Day Two: Kisame

A day in life of Kisame's room. check out to see what happens! Next time readers!

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