Title: Unbreakable Walls of the District Court
Summary: Repeated pressure on the wall and it doesn't break? Let's find out what's going on. [Companion fic to 'Unbreakable Tables of the District Court']
Disclaimer: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney belongs to Capcom.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Total crack? Oh, and somewhat spoilers for case 1-5.
Unbreakable Walls of the District Court
" I… I'll bury you! I'll bury you with my bare hands! Death! Death!" He cried, banging his head against the wall repeatedly. The whole courtroom was silent as the famed prosecutor lost it. If the banging wasn't there, one who have heard and seen a crack forming on the wall. One would have also heard a cry somewhere in the courtroom.
" The wall… The wall!! Oh my goodness, the wall!!" A man yelled… dramatically. " It cracked… I have to fix it… But how do I fix a wall in an hour!?" He ran around in circles. " Wait. Wait!! I just have to declare the courtroom not available!! Yes!!" He jumped up and down happily, tears of joy streaming down his cheeks. " And since that prosecutor is gone… Hahahaha!! No one will destroy the courtroom walls again!!" He punched the air in victory.
The man with unknown origin spoke too soon.
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(…Seven, no, ten years later…)
" OBJECTION!!" A flashy, purple clad prosecutor shouted. Klavier Gavin, somewhat genius prosecutor, lead in his band, the Gavinners, not to mention a rock star, threw his fist at the wall behind him. " Herr Forehead," He said, staring at the red-clad attorney across the courtroom while at the same time, causing some fans to scream. " I do not appreciate you trying to badger my witness. If anything, I do hope that you have evidence to back it up."
The man, the man, shook. " Not… again… Ten years… I thought the nightmare was over… Why did it come again!! Why did that flashy person have to bang his fist on the wall!! WHY!? The courtroom… It's being tore apart!! First the tables… and the walls!! NOOOOOOO!!" The man cried, pulling out his hair.
" I. QUIT!! I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit!!" The man ripped off his uniform and stomped onto the streets outside.
" Hey, Polly, did you hear a loud scream?" A young, oblivious magician asked the defense attorney beside her. " A scream? The only thing screaming right now is my brain." The attorney replied, equally oblivious. …Or at least, confused about the screams.
A/N: This is shorter because there isn't much damage to the walls unlike the tables. But I still had fun with this too. Again, thanks for reading, and do read its companion fic, 'Unbreakable Tables of the District Court'.