Derek: Meeting 6pm tonight.
Stiles: AYPI
Derek: WHAT
Stiles: And your point is?
Derek: Be here at the loft at 6 tonight.
Feb 6 2:36pm
Derek: Know anything about Spriggans(1)?
Stiles: HSIK?
Derek: STILES
Stiles: *Sigh* how should I know?
Derek: Just do some research about them.
Stiles: Wteves u say bossman.
Derek: I will KILL you.
Feb 7 8:10pm
Derek: Stiles how the hell do I work this italian espresso machine you got me?
Stiles: LHM(2)
Derek: Dammit Stiles quit playing, how do I work this thing?
Stiles: RTM
Derek: English Stiles
Stiles: Read the manual.
Feb 10 6:45am
Stiles: Yo Derek I need you to come over and sniff my peppermint cocoa, I think the barista might've spit in it.
Derek: Are you sure you didn't do something inanely asinine while ordering your beverage to her?
Stiles: WHAT!? Excuse me it is so not my fault!
Derek: CMIIW(3) then.
Stiles: Rude much I am the epitome of cute and adorable innocence. Also I saw what you did there, learning up on some online slang huh Der-bear
Feb 11 2:12pm
Stiles: I broke my arm during lacrosse practice I need you to bring over one of your puppies to open the pull-top of my soda.
Derek: Stiles we are killing machines meant to protect the humans from evil supernatural beings not your lapdogs to be at your every beck and call.
Stiles: But Der-Der I'm a lesser human being whose soda can won't open because of some force of mysterious evil supernatural being.
Derek: Yeah the supernatural way of how lazy you are SAM&GAL(4).
Feb 14 10:00am
A/N: (1)Spriggans related to Skyrim. (2) lord help me.
(3) correct me if I'm wrong.
(4) stop annoying me and get a life.
Also I couldn't really think of a good ending so I just left it like that sorry.