I took my troubles down to Madame Sprout.
You know that woman almost threw me out
She sat down and looked me straight in the eyes
She said you need to brew some elixir number 9.
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
It's been this way since 1986.
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.
She said what you need is some elixir number 9.
I ran around, bent down and gave her a wink.
I said I'm gonna mix it up right here in this sink.
It smelled like dung bombs, and looked like giant swig ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn't know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed old Albus 37 times
He said you can't have anymore elixir number 9.
INSTRUMENTAL
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn't know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed old Albus 37 times
He said you can't have anymore elixir number 9.
Elixir number 9.
Elixir number 9.
Elixir number 9.