HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR ADDICTED TO SWAC

by MyDeadLittleRose

Are you feeling faint when you see chad dylan coopers face? Are you experiencing caring? Are you addicted to sonny with a chance? FInd out! and read! READ AND REVIEW! if you don't you won't see chad dylan coopers face ever....

1. Chapter 1: Plague

HOW DO YOU FIND OUT IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO SONNY WITH A CHANCE?

Are you having extreme difficulty with reality and think your on the show?

Answer: yeah, your point?

Did you make up your own little 'lala land'?

Answer: uh.. yes?

Are you in love with Chad Dylan Cooper/ Sonny Munroe?

Answer: uh (hides framed photographs) no….. TELL THE TRUTH! ( shines flashlight on them) ok yes!

This is an important question….

On July 21 on a Monday… it wasn't Monday! It was Tuesday!....did you or did you not murder the crime suspect? What does this have to do with sonny with a chance? It doesn't I just wanted to make you nervous, anyway on to the question

Did you or did you not take a train to tawni town?

(GASP!) I did not! (hides receipt) then whats this? (holds up a banana) oh sorry that's my lunch. Smooth. Whats this? (holds up recipit) ok! I confess! I am obsessed with SONNY WITH A CHANCE!!

NOW WILL YOU EXCUSE ME I HAVE A DATE WITH MY OWN CHAD DYLAN COOPER! GOD!

How do I do it?