Author says: Enjoy.
Tira Misu sat in her room as she tried and failed to concentrate on her work. Hey, even a sorcerer hunter needed schooling right? Metaphors, similes, exaggerations and hyperboles. Tira sighed and collapsed on her bed. Who really cared? But she had a special, secret technique that could make anything at least a little interesting.
"Let's see... Carrot's a fox. Carrot's as hot as the sun...... and as dense as a Spooner rainforest."
This went on and on 'till she eventually got drowsy. (As she always did when studying). She looked out the window at the bright, blue, sunny, midday sky right before she fell asleep and she thought to herself: "Hyperbole... sigh Carrot won't have feelings for me as long as the sky was blue... Or was that an exaggeration? No... no, definitely not an exaggeration."
