A/N: I know, I know. Niki-chan is still blown up. With no pulse. And Xigbar gave Shelke crabs (snickers uncontrollably). But I have writer's block. I was promoted at work to sale's assistant and I've been puking my guts up being sick. Happy mental image? Good! Feel my pain. Anyway, me and the girls (aka MysticSpiritus and dantesdarkqueen) have been discussing doing this for awhile. I'll be doing Kandi and Reno...uh, writing their chapters, I mean. Queen will take Akalara and Mystic gets Nilto and Randak. As for Rufus and Tseng, I think I'll let those two dish that out. (smirk) Being The Bosslady has it's advantages. First things first...The Letter.

Disclaimer: Not mine. Sorry. Wish is was. But it's not.


Dear Parent(s):

This Thursday evening, the ShinRa Educational Facility will be hosting it's semi-annual parent/teacher conferences. Our staff of educators will be available from 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. to meet with you and discuss your child(ren)'s academic progress. Though your participation in this event is not mandatory, we here at the ShinRa Educational Facility feel that it would be in your best interests to become more involved with your child(ren)'s educational career. Remember, the road to successful learning begins at home.

We look forward to seeing you Thursday evening.

Sincerely,

Principal Torvis


A/N: Onward...