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Summary-And all was well. Too bad it wouldn't last. Although it is perfect that the story ended here. But it ends here out of convenience. The story was far from over.
And all was well
All was well. For about half a minute. And then all was hell.
Harry's scar does begin to sear.
James is scarred for life when he walks in on Teddy and Victoire 'playing quidditch.' They hex him which leaves a permanent mark on his forehead. James suffers greatly during his time at Hogwarts.
Albus Severus gets made fun of because of his name. So he changes it to You-Know-Who.
Rose and Scorpius both get sorted into Hufflepuff and are respectfully disowned by their families, so they run off together.
Fluffy is the new headmaster.
Hagrid comes out as Dumbledore's 'life partner'. At which Dumbledore comes back to life.
Gwarp is head of Gryffindor house, and married to Winky. They have two children named Dobby and Barty Crouch Jr.
Kreacher is now an Unspeakable at the Ministry. He hits people with frying pans a lot.
The voice in the lifts at the Ministry has been replaced by Mad-Eye Moody sayings.
The dungeons have been renamed "The Severus Snape Torture Chambers."
Peeves was sent to Azkaban to torment Umbridge. When Filch heard about this, he got so excited he finally showed signs of magic. And then Gwarp stepped on him.
George married a lovely muggle woman, had twins and named both of them Fred.
The Dursleys returned to number 4 Privet Drive.
Although Petunia ended up running off with Diggle.
Vernon eats a leftover canary cream that went bad. He remains a rather large yellow canary.
Dudley is now a professor at Oxford, where he educates students about Dementors.
Ron and Hermione pop out eight more kids. Overpopulating the world with annoying, intelligent, red heads.
Harry dies in a freak accident with a spork that resembled Voldemort.
And Luna goes onto to cure Frank and Alice Longbottom with Crumple-Horned Snorkack salivia.
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