Disclaimer: I don't Phoenix Wright, dammit!
This involves very um… odd material. Read at your own risk. This contains pervy prosecutors, doofus defense attorneys, and joking judges.
"I find the defendant, Mr. Perry D. Fapper…
GUILTY." said the judge. Phoenix had a shocked look on his face. He slammed his head on the desk and started crying and swearing profusely.
"Court is adjou-"
"HOLD IT!" yelled Edgeworth. Everyone was shocked. Phoenix stopped crying and looked up.
"Y-yes Mr. Edgeworth? Does the prosecution have something to add…?" asked the judge.
"Yes your honor. You can't find the defendant guilty." he said.
"But you're a prosecutor!" yelled the judge.
"I realize that but… I had sex with the defendant last night." he said calmly. Everyone was shocked.
"OBJECTION!" yelled Phoenix stupidly.
"Y-yes M-mr. Wright… ?" asked the judge. Phoenix smiled and yelled at both the defendant and Edgeworth.
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"