I read Fang, and much like most people who read that horrible travesty that should not be called a book, I want to murder Fang.
One problem: I have no Idea where he is. But I'm psychic, so I can tell you what happened directly after FANG.
30 Minutes Later...
"I'm sorry, I swear. I'll never leave you again!" Fang shouted from under me.
"Mmmhmmm. And don't you forget it." I said, bouncing slightly. Maybe I should explain.
After Fang had left I had waisted no time in tracking him down. I figured there were only so many places he could go. I had found him within ten minutes, and had spent the last twenty beating up.
Right now I was sitting on the worthless loser. Both his nostrils were pouring blood, and two black welts were blooming where his eyes should be. And that was just his face.
"Fang, just tell me, what would make you think that you could ever leave me standing there with nothing but a note? How stupid are you?"
"Wasn't. Thinking." He gasped. Hmm... I might have broken a rib or two.
"Please. Get. Off. Me."
Oh well, he'd suffered enough. I hopped off his back and reached out a hand to help him up. He took it, then we both took off into the sky, Fang wincing the whole way.
"So what have we learned from this little exercise?" I asked in a sickly-sweet voice.
"Never leave you again." he replied in a horse voice. "I've never been in so much pain in my entire life."
"Please, wait until Max gets a hold of you."
Hahahah! *Cackles evily*
I wonder who Fang was talking to then?
Let me know!
I don't get why people say read and review ant the end of a chapter. They already read, so all that's left is to review.
