Title: Dude Looks Like A Lady
Character(s): Harry P. & ?
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Summary: AU (5th Year) Harry gets turned into a female because it would "protect her from Voldemort indefinitely" for some reason. Harry is suddenly free from her old responsibility as Harry Potter. Could Harry leave that kind of life to become Harry Potter again?
Author's Notes: I hope everyone enjoys the new version of "From Boy To Girl"!
Chapter One: Entering The Enchanted
I normally was a firm believer that a man stayed a man, but it seems I was sorely wrong. I have decided that my new body will be of great use until I give my beloved godfather and Headmaster a one way trip to hell - via Harry Potter Express.
I guess I should explain a few things, shouldn't I? My name is Harry James Potter. I'm 15 years old and I'm going into my fifth year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. My problem? My godfather (and most likely Remus Lupin) and headmaster have deemed it necessary that I have a new form of protection. So...
...they turned me into a girl.
Truthfully, it wasn't such a bad idea - at first. I got a new identity away from fame and the all knowing population of the Wizarding World and they got a fabulous protection for me from Voldemort. I mean, how's he gunna know that his greatest nemesis by the name of Harry James Potter is going to be right under his abnormally snake-like nose under the guise of Haley Storm Snape. Yeah, I know - Snape? But Old Moldy Warts wouldn't be expecting that...actually, neither was Snape.
Who knew a de-aging potion on Prof. McGonagall could attract so much attention? (In my opinion, she didn't have to knock me out, shove me into Snape's arms, declare me his illegimate daughter, and run away - but not after leaving my identification papers with Dumbledore of course.) So, Snape has no idea that I'm actually Harry Potter, the bane of his existence and not his illegimate daughter. I'm playing the angry and rebellious daughter very well so far.
But I'm getting too far ahead of myself.
The body they gave me really isn't that bad. It isn't something to sniff at either. I mean, (and I'm telling you this after I actually looked in a mirror) I have wavy brown-black hair that goes down to my hips, my Mum's green eyes (with hazel mixed in, not to seem to suspicious of my real mum - the eyes are almost a dead give away), curvy hips, cute face, long legs, boobs - that took some getting used to! - and I'm a little shorter than I used to be (not that I wasn't already short before this anyway…). I was hot! - at least by my standards I mean.
But I had absolutely no idea how to be a girl - come on, what guy does? - so the Headmaster decided he would gather two trustworthy women to "train" me in how to act like a girl.
He called in Parvati and Padma Patil.
Boy was I surprised - especially since he didn't call in Hermione to help! But, the two did prove to be of great help, and truly did know what they were talking about...after the situation was explained and they stopped laughing at me.
Here's how my "training" went...