John-SH
John!-SH
I'm bored-SH
Are you coming home yet?-SH
I killed someone-SH
What? Sherlock, tell me you didn't.-JW
Now you answer-SH
I'm working, Sherlock.-JW
A cat got into the flat-SH
A cat?-JW
Yes. A cat, John. Do keep up.-SH
Is it still there?-JW
Yes. It's in the oven.-SH
Whatever you do don't turn the oven on.-JW
Come home or the oven turns on.-SH
I have a job. I can't just leave.-JW
What was that? Turn the oven on?-SH
"I'm making an excuse right now. Just get the cat out of the oven.-JW
I've put it in the garbage bin for now.-SH
Sherlock, get the cat out of the bin. Why don't you hold it?-JW
What would I do that for?-SH
Never mind. What did you keep the cat for anyway?-JW
Experimentation Dear Watson.-SH
I dread to think what that means.-JW
I put the cat in the freezer, John. Is that better?-SH
I give up. That's fine, Sherlock.-JW