It was a gloomy night in hogwarts castle. all the witches and wizards were off to bed, besides harry, who couldnt go to sleep, because of noise he was hearing down the hall.
he thought that he was hearing the sounds of someone bieng hurt in the night, he thought it was that big ol snake shit he killed back to fucking petrifie some bitches.
so he went down the hall to check for big ol snakes and to his suprise, the noise came from the bathroom, the girls bathroom that nobody ever went in anymore...
as he closed in on the bathroom, the moans got louder, it was coming from one of the stalls..
"AROOOOOOAOOEORAOORO CHEESE BURGER" he heard. he realised that these were moans of pleasure. "Arrrrooooooooworowooow nob on a stick", harry was confused, so he kicked in the door and to his suprise two very unlikely figures were fornicating.
it turns out ms umbridge and moaning murtle where having lesbian sex.
moaning murtle was controlling a wizard dildo on a stick with her ghost mind, while umbridge ate a arrange of tasty eats.
harry imeadatley was filled with lust and decided to join in on the fun.
not knowing what sex was, he imeadately jumped down and started munching on a hairy lip of solid mangina.
umbridge quickly used her defence mechanism to suck harry into her gaping whole of a vagina.
and he was never heard of again. Next day hornymione and ron cock weasly were looking for horny harry, they missed the scar of a erected penis on his forhead. they missed his black hair.
too bad they're friend was lost, forever, to umbridges massive reproductive organ.
The End
P.s murtle had a dick