So... I was reading mylifeisaverage and I was thinking... "What if things like this happened to the people on Glee... How would they react?" So OF COURSE I gather a few stories that I found quite humorous and I going to make them into one-shots. Hope fully they turn out some what funny... ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I don't own MLIA (mylifeisaverage) or glee. Although I do have a plan on kidnapping Mark Salling...

Today whilst dodging a stick my friend threw at me, I kneed myself in the face. I still got hit with the stick. MLIA

"Tina, please let me give you a make-over! Seriously, the random colors have to go!" Kurt pleaded with the asain.

Tina sighed getting more and more annoyed with the young fashionista that wouldn't leave her alone. "Listen, Kurt," She responded trying to keep her cool, "I like the way I look. Okay?"

"But Tina, with a little help I could just- AHHH!"

That's when Tina snapped. She grabbed the closest thing to her, which happened to be a stick, and just threw.

Kurt saw the stick leave her hand and tried to jump out of the way. Unfortunately Kurt lost his balance, tripped, kneed himself in the face, and then the stick still ended up hitting him. Tina, Mercedes, and Artie, who were walking with the two, just looked on in shock for a second before bursting out into laughter. Tina was laughing to hard she was crying, while Mercedes had actually fallen on the ground.

As the group was laughing Kurt was sitting on the ground in suprised at what just happened. After finally getting over the shock, Kurt quickly checked to make sure his outfit was ok (it was, minus one or two little grass stains, which he knew how to get out) and the checking to make sure he wasn't bleeding (which he wasn't, suprosingly considering how hard he kneed himself).

"I can't believe you threw a stick at me!" He exclaimed in utter disbelief.

Still laughing, "I can't believe that you kneed yourself and still got hit with it!"

"You are lucky I know how to get out grass stains!" Kurt yelled as he walked off towards his house, no doubt going to soak out the stains.

[Next day at school]

"Hey Kur- Woah... What happened to your eye?" Puck asked Kurt, who was sporting a noticable black eye, sounding almost concerned, at least that's what Kurt was hoping.

"Um... Nothing..." Kurt nervously responding, not wanting to have to tell the story again. It was bad enough telling it to his father, who found it quite amusing.

"Did someone punch you? Cause I'll have a little "talk" with them."

"I wasn't punched per say..."

"Just tell me what happened, Kurt!" Demanded Puck.

"Well, Tina got mad at me and she threw a stick and-"

"It hit you in the eye! OWW!"

"No... I jumped out of the way, but tripped and kneed myself in the face..."

"Oh," Puck said, trying to hold in the laughter, "Well, at least you didn't get hit with the stick..."

"Yeah... I still got hit wth the stick..." He told Puck, turning away in embarassment.

Puck, unable to contain it any longer, burst into laughter. After a minute or two of laughing, Puck got himself under control.

"You done?"

"Sorry. But, you gotta admit, it's funny!" Puck said trying, and failing, to get Kurt to see the funny side of the situation, "Come on. I'll buy you a slushie to make you fell better."

Suddenly, Kurt didn't feel so bad about what happened...

Sorry for any mistakes! (It's 3 a.m. gimme a little break...)