Okay this is an idea that came to mind when I saw an episode of Saved by
the Bell. I thought it would be funny if I used the Evangelion characters
in this so I hope you like it. I also don't own Evangelion; it belongs,
only to Gainax. This is supposed to be funny but I might go angsty by
accident. I have a tendency to do that.
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The classroom was loud with conversations of all the worried students. Everyone was discussing what their mid-term project was and they were hoping it would be easy. Shinji sat in his desk along with his friends who were preoccupied with the problem, though Shinji didn't really seem to care. He was too busy looking at Rei, wondering about her. She was too quiet, in the years she had been in school, she never made any friends at all. He remembered how fast Asuka made a lot of friends in the first day of school and Asuka didn't exactly have the best personality. It really surprised him but then again, Asuka always surprised him. Toji leaned against Shinji's desk and stared at Kensuke who was fiddling with his model of a plane.
"I wonder what our project is gonna be about," said Kensuke still entranced with the detail on the model. Toji smiled slyly as he quickly looked at Shinji.
"I hope we can pick our partners!" screamed Toji happily.
"Oh do you want to be my partner?" asked Kensuke as he managed to look away from his toy. Toji stared at him and grinned.
"Of course not! Ikari will be my partner!" he said and noticed that his friend looked hurt because of the glare he was giving to him. "Geez, you aren't much of a smart friend, so don't look surprised."
"True", he mumbled to himself. Shinji stopped looking at Rei to see Toji and Kensuke were staring at him with smiles on their faces.
"Well, someone looks love struck," Shinji blushed and turned away from his friends, realizing this would take a long time to stop the argument.
"I am not in love!" He denied helplessly, "I don't like her in that way!" Suddenly he noticed she was glancing at him fighting with his friends and he blushed more. Asuka turned to see what was happening and started to laugh.
"Look! Shin-chan is blushing all the way to his ears!" the red head vixen pointed at him snickering maniacally with her friends. "What a loser!" Hikari saw the teacher walking down the long hall and immediately screamed as he entered through the threshold of the classroom.
"Everyone stand! You may now sit," the whole class settled down quietly, ready to know what the project was. The teacher sat down and started the roll call. Everyone was nervously waiting for the sensei to announce the project but it seemed he was taking his time.
Finally he finished and took out a paper with everyone's names. "Okay, this year's project will have to do with parenthood." The whole class gasped. "You are Japan's future so we want to teach you about both marriage and how to be a good parent. I will assign you your partner right now" he started to name off names. "Hikari and Kensuke," Hikari screamed when she looked at her partner. "Toji and Rei," Toji just smiled and looked at Rei.
"Well that isn't so bad," he whispered to Shinji. Shinji began to feel worried about who he was partnered with but he felt let down he couldn't be with Rei. Though, maybe it was good or else it'd be very awkward.
"Shinji and.."there was a long silence, only the sound of Asuka making fun of Hikari was heard, "Asuka." Asuka slowly turned back to the teacher.
"What, Sensei? Did you just say that I will have to marry Shinji Ikari?" the teacher nodded and kept on reading the other names. "What!!!!! I don't want to marry Shinji, he's such a loser!" She immediately started to pout and Hikari pet her head.
"Shinji isn't so bad, he's actually kind of cute compared to. Kensuke," said Hikari as she kept on petting Asuka's head. "You still like Shinji, don't you?" she whispered.
"Yes, but I don't want to be his WIFE!!!!" screamed the German girl as she stabbed her eraser with her pencil, angrily. Her best friend backed away, scared, "I hate this!!!"
Shinji threw his head against his desk, "Why her? I'm gonna end up having my head bitten off more than usual. This is living hell, as if living in the same house with her isn't bad enough, she has to be my wife!" Toji intently looked at Rei and smiled, finding himself lightly blushing.
"Well Rei would make a good wife," he said dreamily. Shinji raised his head trying to make sure he didn't just hear what he thought he heard. Kensuke yawned.
"Nah, this isn't so hard. Hikari's probably gonna take over, which means I don't have to do much work" he laughed, "I think I'm actually lucky today." Shinji glared at Kensuke.
"Tomorrow I will marry everyone, so it'll be official." He smiled, "I expect the best from all of you, okay." All of the teenagers groaned wishing that the day would just end.
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Shinji sat in his bed thinking about how difficult the project was going to be with Asuka as his wife. It was also pretty awkward because for some reason he felt some sort of tension around her, he kind of liked her. She obviously didn't like him so he knew he was going to get hit more than usual. "Oh god, I'm so screwed", he mumbled to himself as he threw himself onto the bed. Why did everyone else have good partners except him? Maybe he could convince the teacher to separate them? Nah, Asuka has probably already tried. He let out a sigh and suddenly someone slammed the door open, causing Shinji to jump.
It was Asuka with an angry look on her face holding a rolled up newspaper in her hands. "I'm gonna show you how a wife really is Shinji!" she screamed as ran towards him, ready to hit him. Shinji backed away from her, finding that he was cornered. "Kensuke told me what you saying about me!" The scared boy closed his eyes, expecting to get horribly beaten up. Stupid Kensuke!
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This is the end of the first chapter. I hope you liked it so far. Just so you could be aware there will be a lot of different love triangles which means a lot of confusion. Sorry this chapter was so short and I'll make sure they will be longer. If I get enough reviews I will write the next chapter, so please review! ^_^ thanks for reading anyways.
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The classroom was loud with conversations of all the worried students. Everyone was discussing what their mid-term project was and they were hoping it would be easy. Shinji sat in his desk along with his friends who were preoccupied with the problem, though Shinji didn't really seem to care. He was too busy looking at Rei, wondering about her. She was too quiet, in the years she had been in school, she never made any friends at all. He remembered how fast Asuka made a lot of friends in the first day of school and Asuka didn't exactly have the best personality. It really surprised him but then again, Asuka always surprised him. Toji leaned against Shinji's desk and stared at Kensuke who was fiddling with his model of a plane.
"I wonder what our project is gonna be about," said Kensuke still entranced with the detail on the model. Toji smiled slyly as he quickly looked at Shinji.
"I hope we can pick our partners!" screamed Toji happily.
"Oh do you want to be my partner?" asked Kensuke as he managed to look away from his toy. Toji stared at him and grinned.
"Of course not! Ikari will be my partner!" he said and noticed that his friend looked hurt because of the glare he was giving to him. "Geez, you aren't much of a smart friend, so don't look surprised."
"True", he mumbled to himself. Shinji stopped looking at Rei to see Toji and Kensuke were staring at him with smiles on their faces.
"Well, someone looks love struck," Shinji blushed and turned away from his friends, realizing this would take a long time to stop the argument.
"I am not in love!" He denied helplessly, "I don't like her in that way!" Suddenly he noticed she was glancing at him fighting with his friends and he blushed more. Asuka turned to see what was happening and started to laugh.
"Look! Shin-chan is blushing all the way to his ears!" the red head vixen pointed at him snickering maniacally with her friends. "What a loser!" Hikari saw the teacher walking down the long hall and immediately screamed as he entered through the threshold of the classroom.
"Everyone stand! You may now sit," the whole class settled down quietly, ready to know what the project was. The teacher sat down and started the roll call. Everyone was nervously waiting for the sensei to announce the project but it seemed he was taking his time.
Finally he finished and took out a paper with everyone's names. "Okay, this year's project will have to do with parenthood." The whole class gasped. "You are Japan's future so we want to teach you about both marriage and how to be a good parent. I will assign you your partner right now" he started to name off names. "Hikari and Kensuke," Hikari screamed when she looked at her partner. "Toji and Rei," Toji just smiled and looked at Rei.
"Well that isn't so bad," he whispered to Shinji. Shinji began to feel worried about who he was partnered with but he felt let down he couldn't be with Rei. Though, maybe it was good or else it'd be very awkward.
"Shinji and.."there was a long silence, only the sound of Asuka making fun of Hikari was heard, "Asuka." Asuka slowly turned back to the teacher.
"What, Sensei? Did you just say that I will have to marry Shinji Ikari?" the teacher nodded and kept on reading the other names. "What!!!!! I don't want to marry Shinji, he's such a loser!" She immediately started to pout and Hikari pet her head.
"Shinji isn't so bad, he's actually kind of cute compared to. Kensuke," said Hikari as she kept on petting Asuka's head. "You still like Shinji, don't you?" she whispered.
"Yes, but I don't want to be his WIFE!!!!" screamed the German girl as she stabbed her eraser with her pencil, angrily. Her best friend backed away, scared, "I hate this!!!"
Shinji threw his head against his desk, "Why her? I'm gonna end up having my head bitten off more than usual. This is living hell, as if living in the same house with her isn't bad enough, she has to be my wife!" Toji intently looked at Rei and smiled, finding himself lightly blushing.
"Well Rei would make a good wife," he said dreamily. Shinji raised his head trying to make sure he didn't just hear what he thought he heard. Kensuke yawned.
"Nah, this isn't so hard. Hikari's probably gonna take over, which means I don't have to do much work" he laughed, "I think I'm actually lucky today." Shinji glared at Kensuke.
"Tomorrow I will marry everyone, so it'll be official." He smiled, "I expect the best from all of you, okay." All of the teenagers groaned wishing that the day would just end.
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Shinji sat in his bed thinking about how difficult the project was going to be with Asuka as his wife. It was also pretty awkward because for some reason he felt some sort of tension around her, he kind of liked her. She obviously didn't like him so he knew he was going to get hit more than usual. "Oh god, I'm so screwed", he mumbled to himself as he threw himself onto the bed. Why did everyone else have good partners except him? Maybe he could convince the teacher to separate them? Nah, Asuka has probably already tried. He let out a sigh and suddenly someone slammed the door open, causing Shinji to jump.
It was Asuka with an angry look on her face holding a rolled up newspaper in her hands. "I'm gonna show you how a wife really is Shinji!" she screamed as ran towards him, ready to hit him. Shinji backed away from her, finding that he was cornered. "Kensuke told me what you saying about me!" The scared boy closed his eyes, expecting to get horribly beaten up. Stupid Kensuke!
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This is the end of the first chapter. I hope you liked it so far. Just so you could be aware there will be a lot of different love triangles which means a lot of confusion. Sorry this chapter was so short and I'll make sure they will be longer. If I get enough reviews I will write the next chapter, so please review! ^_^ thanks for reading anyways.