Marge has another baby!?

Okay this is my first original fic. I had wondered if there was an episode with Marge really cheating on Homer with another man(and yes, it's cheating, not flirting. They are two different things) and ended pregnant. So here you go. Enjoy.

I don't own the Simpson's ..Matt Groening does. I only own the OCs that appear.

You will notice that the characters are going to be a bit OOC, and things like that.

The couples that will appear in the story are Homer/Marge, Burns/Smithers, Colin/Lisa , Ralph/Lisa, OC/Marge and last but not least Sideshow Bob/Selma.

Bart's Blackboard Line: I will not run for president in an enemy country.

Couch gag: The family runs to the sofa, that is made of chocolate and they start eating it but they turn immediately into giant human balls and they break the TV and the couch in the process. Homer then cries.

The story begins in Springfield's Nuclear Plant, where we see a very tired Homer trying to work, pressing the wrong buttons of 7-G sector. He didn't know that he was being watched by Mr Burns and Smithers.

Burns asked his helper: ''Who's that sleeping elephant, Smithers?´´

''That's Homer Simpson, sir. I'm amazed that you don't remember him after all these years´´''.

Burns replied: ''Well you see Smithers, I, a business man, has more important things to think and to do instead of watching an old bear in the final years of his life. You also think of other things right?´´''

''Oh of course, sir.''´´- and when Smithers said that he began thinking of going to the mountain with Mr Burns, dancing on the roof of the mansion, playing in the beach, singing with flowers, and other things.

(A/N's: Well yes I said that I dislike yaoi/slash but I like Burns/Smithers cause they can put well comedy, drama and romance; I have a few friends in a club who are big Burns/Smithers shippers, and they are a CANNON(they came from the minds of the writers, not of the fans) couple, and I say: ''The more cannon a couple is, the better''. So there.)

Smithers was so entranced in his fantasy that he didn't notice Burns poking at him with a stick.

''Well this is more entertaining´´''-he thought as he poke at his helper with more pain than before.

But let's concentrate back on Homer. Lenny and Carl went to aid their friend and convinced him to go to Moe's tavern.

There they acted like good old drunks, Homer was having so much fun that forgot the hour. He said things like: ''Ha! That serves you well, hippies! Down with control spares! Long lived the Easter rabbit!´´''

And as for he forgot the hour, the other day he promised Marge he would go with her to the cinema, but it seems that he forgot, because back at home Marge was waiting for him.

''He's very late. And it's almost 5:00 p.m. I'll have to go alone''´´

She looked at Bart, Lisa and Maggie who were sitting watching to the TV and asked: ''Hey kids do you mind that Grandpa is gonna come?´´''

''We DO MIND!''- responded angrily the children.

But Marge didn't listen to them and called Abe to come.

''Hello? Springfield's Retirement Castle? I wish to talk to Abe Simpson.''

''Wait a minute, oh, here you go''-answered a woman in the other side of the phone.

Marge began asking at the phone: ''Hello Grandpa? Would you like to come here home to take care of the kids? I can't because I have a… an important meeting, and Homer's not here''

''Who are you? Who's there?''-responded an angry man.

''But will you come?''-pleaded the pretty blue haired lady

''Yes, but you are…''-He didn't have time to responded because Marge immediately said:'' Oh thank you Grandpa! Bye!''-and she ended her conversation there.

Later she sat at the couch when the doorbell rang and she went and opened it. There was Abe there and asked: ''You don't have porn magazines in the bathroom do you?''

But Margie's only reply was: ''Good you came! You were fast! as you hanged down the phone you run here!´´''

''What phone?''-asked Abe.

''We just talked by phone! Don't you remember?''-Grandpa shook his head-''Then with who was I talking with?''-Margie asked herself.

Back at the Retirement Castle Jasper was looking with curiosity at the phone.

''Who was that? Ah well it was a very weird person''

So back at home Marge said goodbye to her children and gave Abe the typical instructions. And she went in her car to the cinema theatre.

When she finished parking she went to the line to buy the tickets, but It was a long line, so she waited. She later thought:

''Today everything is bad. Homer is absent, the Kids are bad behaving, Grandpa doesn't listen and I get mistaken. But I'm most angry at you Homer. You broke your promise. Where are you?''-she sadly looked at the sky. But then she heard a voice scream her name:

''MARGE! Over here!''-Margie turned to see three big hairdos waving their arms at her. But she moved closer and then she recognized them. They were two women and a man.

The women were twins and their hair was like an afro and purple. The man's hair was shaped in the way of a palm tree, and it was red. Another characteristic was that his feet were unusually long and big.

Marge happily said and literally jumped: ''Patty! Selma! Bob! How good is to see you all! And they hugged. And Bob replied, taking Marge's hand and kissing it: ''More pleasure to see you, Madame Simpson''.

Selma joked: ''Don't get too attached.''

Marge smiled: 'Don't act like a stranger Bob, you are part of the family''

''No dear. I'm just a gentleman with good manners around ladies''´

''Well you know I'm here pleased with your delights, Bob''- Selma teased and she gave him a kiss in the cheek. Bob just showed his classical smirk.

''They are a nice couple, and they always are ok. Not like others''-Marge sadly thought while looking at them and thinking of Homer.

(A/N 's: Yes in this story Bob is free and happily married to Selma, and not with that Italian family or in jail. And yes they have Ling as their adoptive daughter)

''Were you going to the cinema?''-asked Patty to Marge

''Yes''

''Then let's go together''-Patty solved the problem

''Oh really? Thank you!''- Marge thanked her sisters and brother-in-.law.

And they walked to the cinema, now with no lines to wait for a ticket.

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And sorry if I don't update that much, I've been very busy.