A/N: If you have a gun; shoot me. Hate me for not updating other stories? Hate that I'm writing another one? Shoot me. It has now come to the stage where I try to do whatever I can to kill myself…though I haven't shed blood…yet… If I die, I die painless…that's why I wanna be shot.

Summary: Bella Swan takes action into her own hands when she desperately wants a baby. While she has a false-negative answer at a test she gets drunk. When she wakes up she finds herself married to best friend's husband's brother. She's now Mrs. Bella Edward Cullen. What happens when they find out Bella was pregnant? Will Edward stay with her? AH/AU –rated M- BTW…Edward needed some money, so went to the hospital for quick cash.

Chapter 1 – Bella

"Everything's going to be okay," I whispered to myself as Dr. Cameron worked her magic on me down below.

I understand that this will probably take years to work, but Alice said it would. You've got to trust Alice, it's like she's some sort of physic. I've dated over a hundred guys, but I just couldn't find 'the one'. I even asked Jacob to fertilize me…but with him being gay an all it didn't work out so well. I mean, I told him we wouldn't have to have sex or anything, but to just give me some of his sperm… I know it sounds like I just came from the mental hospital, but I haven't…I probably need to go. So I took matters into my own hands; sperm bank. I found a profile I though was amazing. The guy had perfect medical history and that was all I needed to know.

"All done now, all we do is elevate your legs for ten minutes and then wait. In a month time, if you get morning sickness I suggest a test and then I'll see you then. Let's just hope first time's a charm," Dr. Cameron smiled at me and patted my leg. Then I could feel the bed being tilted up.

She left me alone now. I lifted my legs in the air and waited.

The silent ticking of the stopwatch was making me nervous. That silent tick never in my life made me as nervous as I was now. Finishing school was hard, but not as hard as this. I was a writer, and I also owned a bookstore.

Tick.

I breathed out.

This was the start of a new life.

Hopefully…

After I got dressed and fixed back up; I left. With a smile on my face, no one could bring my mood down. Just a month to go…just one short month.

I called Alice and told her to get ready so we could get going to dinner to celebrate. She said she would get Jasper, Emmett, Edward, Rosalie, Esme, Carlisle and Jacob.

I really hope this brings me a baby, even if I'm going to be a single mother. I had family and friends, and a girlfriend…well Jacob, but he made me call him that.

A/N: So what do you guys think? I know it's like the film The Back-up Plan…but it's still different. You will see the differences as I update. Anyways, if you like it or love it or hate it…review! I need the reviews they're like chocolate hearts…or cuts on my wrists…not painful but relaxing…yeah ok so I know I need to go to a shrink but screw it – I'M STILL SCAR FREE.

Also many thanks to my Beta Penny, I would probably update everything while sending it out written backwards or something…that actually happened once…Hehehe

Gabii xo'xo