Robin,Henry The Hamster and Gary the muttering horse steal a map from The Evil Land Lord Of The Middle Of Nowhere !
We start this weird but wonderful tale in the Middle Of Nowhere .Yes the middle of nowhere is an actual place (I mean Nowhere is a place and it has to have a middle).Every where there is a lot of water ,but don't worry it only comes up too your knees, and a lot of misty thick fog. The houses have to be built on stilts so the water doesn't spoil the carpet and there is an aroma of sweet candy floss and juicy strawberries. The middle of nowhere is quite a peculiar place occasionally there is a thunder storm of chocolate , strawberry and vanilla milkshake which makes an awful racket of CRASH!,BANG!, BOOM!, POW!
However that's enough on that.
There are three characters in this story Robin the wimpy one,Henry the hamster who has the strongest teeth in the whole continent of Nowhere !Oh and I nearly forgot Gary the muttering horse there's not much to say about him accept he's great for carrying bags!
One day Robin, Gary and Henry got tired of living in the middle of Nowhere !They wanted to go to the Middle Of Somewhere.
It was a good thing that Gary knew a travelling Centaur(half horse half man like Mr. Tumness out of Narnia) who had recently been to the Middle of somewhere and drew out a map for them. In order to get to somewhere they had to go through the teleportation trap door .
Are three friends almost made it they where 3 miles away from it when …
"OI" The land lord had seen them leave and he wasn't happy.
"You haven't paid your taxes!"
Robin is holding the map he starts shaking as the big land lord comes closer too him.
"Never mind this will pay for them!"
and with that he snatches it out of Robins hands.
"Great" says Gary
"Just great"
"I'm sorry!" Robin sobs "It's all my fault., and we don't have directions , and we can't get home, and and and !"
"Now don't be so silly shape your self Robin!"Gary shouts
"ok" Robin squeak's and he tries to mould him self like play dough
"No I didn't mean actually shape your self"
"sorry" Robin says now feeling utterly stupid.
"We need a plan" says Garry
Hours and hours and hours pass...Finally Garry comes up with a plan to steal back the map.
"Right Henry will bite the lock of , I will sing a lullaby to make sure he doesn't wake up and Robin you take the map!"
"But stealing's wrong!" say robin shocked
"But it was our in the first place." says Garry .
"Ok" says Robin
Henry just gives a little squeak to be part of the conversation.
So that dark gloomy night they set out to steal the map. Unfortunately Henry was feeling a bit mischievious and bit Robins leg ! Robin let out a great loud girlie scream which would wake even the sleepiest land lord up.
The evil land lord woke ! Robin ran out of the house! Henry bit the land lord on his big toe and ran out too! Thank goodness Garry was smart enough to remember the map he turned round grabbed the map and galloped through the door as fast as a vanilla milkshake lightning bolt!
You'll probly be glad too know that the three friends made it too somewhere but what their doing now no one knows...