I spent a grand total of five minutes writing this, so don't hate me if it's terrible!
To the Ball
Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, Helga Hufflepuff
With regal beauty so fine
I shall be frank with my speech and skip the fluff
To say I want to make you mine.
Your heart is kind and great
Showing generosity to all
So I really cannot wait
With these words I ask you to the ball.
Please do not reject me
You would crush me to the core
Just think of the fun it will be
At the ball with Godric Gryffindor.
Xoxo
Your words flatter me so
Oh Godric, Godric Gryffindor
Sorry to say my answer is 'no'
Going to the ball with you would be a bore.
Your bravery is astounding
That I must admit
But 'tis not I whom you are confounding
With your rhyme and with your wit.
If sooner you had expressed
Then now your pride mightn't be withering
For I've already been addressed
By the charming Salazar Slytherin.