At Toon City High School; Sonic, Gwen, Randy, Theresa, Ben, and Kai were at a table together eating lunch. They were eating slices of cheese pizza with peas and milk as side dishes.
"What should we do after School today, we can go to the mall, we can go to the youth center, or we can go swimming, eh that's a bit of a weird statement coming from me since I can't even swim." said Sonic.
Gwen looked at her boyfriend.
"We could probably go to the park for some relaxation." Said Gwen.
"Yeah, she's right. You've been very anxious lately." Said Kai.
Sonic sighed.
"Sorry, I'm just trying to get Salem to get a rabies vaccine, but everytime I get to a vet, it's always packed and I always end up becoming the last patient but the place always closes up." Said Sonic.
Salem poked his head out of Sonic's backpack.
"There is no way you're going to get me a rabies vaccine." Said Salem.
Sonic turned to his cat.
"You have to, you're a cat now." Said Sonic, "And keep your mouth shut, we're in a public place."
He shoved Salem's head into the backpack.
"If you really need to get Salem vaccinated for Rabies, do it now." Said Ben.
Sonic ran off and returned seconds later.
"Done. Now, back to what we should do after school." Said Sonic.
Suddenly; the six heard some screaming.
They turned and saw a running Rayman. He crashed into a pole and his head went flying to their table. The head landed and Sonic picked it up.
"Hey Ray." Said Sonic.
Rayman looked at Sonic.
"Hey, hey, Sonic, just the Mobian I wanted to see." Said Rayman.
Sonic was confused.
"What now?" said Sonic.
Theresa cleared her throat.
"Oh right; Ray, my girlfriend Gwen, some of my friends Kai, and Theresa, and you remember Ben and Randy, right?" said Sonic.
"Yeah, I remember." Said Rayman.
He saw Theresa and hopped his head over to her.
"So, is there smoking aloud in this school, cause you are smoking." Rayman said flirtatiously.
"EW!" said Theresa.
She flicked Rayman's head away but Sonic grabbed it.
"I would never fall for a talking severed head." Said Theresa.
"What, oh right." Said Rayman.
His entire body walked over to the table and sat down on a chair before Sonic placed the head back at its place.
"Ew." Theresa said.
"Dude, he's a floating head with lots of floating body parts." Said Ben, "Of course it's disgusting."
"The nymphs that created me were drunk and didn't give me any arms, legs, or a neck." said Rayman.
He turned to Sonic.
"Anyways." Rayman said before grabbing Sonic's neckerchief and shaking him, "I NEED YOUR HELP!"
Everyone covered their ears.
"Cool it Ray, cool it." Said Sonic.
Ray started breathing heavily.
"Okay, I'm good." Said Rayman.
"So what happened?" said Sonic.
"I ran over someone while driving my car." Said Rayman.
The other six became shocked.
"I remember it like it was yesterday, mostly because it was yesterday." Said Rayman.
Everyone fell anime style.
Flashback
Rayman was driving a car that looked like Kevin's car, but was purple and had a red line going down it.
He then ran over something.
"Whoa!" said Rayman.
He stopped the car and got out. He saw a wolf named T. W. Barker (Sonic Boom) on the ground groaning.
"OH GOD, MY BONES ARE BROKEN!" yelled Barker.
He looked at Rayman.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" yelled Barker.
"I'm sorry, I didn't see you." Said Rayman.
"You'll be sorry when I take you to court." Said Barker.
Rayman became shocked
End Flashback
"So you ran over some guy and he's suing you for everything you have?" said Sonic.
"Yeah, if I lose this case, I'll lose my license, my job at Ubisoft, my condo I share with my best pal, his wife, and their 650 kids." Said Rayman.
Sonic sighed.
"I can't help you Ray. What you did was a serious crime, you need to face the music and take responsibility for what you did to that guy." Said Sonic.
"He seemed more like a humanoid wolf." Said Rayman.
Sonic was drinking his milk and spat it out in shock.
It went on Kai.
"Seriously?" She asked.
"Hold up." Sonic said before turning to Rayman, "You ran over a wolf?"
"Yeah, I did." Said Rayman.
Sonic pulled out his cell phone and did some searching on it before showing a picture of T. W. Barker to Rayman.
"Ray, was this the guy you ran over?" said Sonic.
Rayman saw it and is shocked.
"That's the guy." He said.
He looked at Sonic.
"You know this guy?" said Rayman.
"I also know that your innocent." Said Sonic, "You never ran over the guy, he conned you."
Rayman turned to the readers in shock as suspenseful music played.
Salem poked his head out of Sonic's backpack.
"Oh, it stinks in there. Colosso ate an entire orchestra and it's not agreeing with his stomach." Said Salem.
Theresa is confused.
"Who is that TW Barker guy?" She asked.
"A con artist from one of my old homes on Bygone Island. One time, he tricked me, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks into becoming performers in a circus he owned, I kid you not. He's good at pulling off a con, and being a lawyer." Said Sonic.
Randy is shocked.
"Oh please how good of a Lawyer is he when he is a con guy?' Randy asked.
"The Jury almost found me guilty is how good a lawyer he is." Said Sonic, "That's right, I was in court once as the defendant. Eggman faked an injury and tried to get the law on his side in order to defeat me for good. If Amy hadn't of showed up, I would have been found guilty."
"That bad?" Gwen asked
"Yep." Sonic said.
"Wow." Ben said.
Sonic turned back to Rayman.
"If a lawyer is what you need to win the case, then you'll get one. I could recommend someone." Said Sonic.
Knuckles appeared.
"Ooh, ooh, can I be a lawyer again, can I, can I, can I?" said Knuckles.
Sonic pushed Knuckles away.
"Another reason I almost lost the case." Said Sonic.
Ben smiled.
"I may know someone." He said and groaned. "But it will regret this."
"Chadzmuth?" said Sonic.
Ben became shocked.
"Oh yeah, he's your lawyer as well." Said Ben.
He pulled out Chadzmuth's card and activated it.
"You've reached Chadzmuth, I'm unable to call you since I'm on a vacation at a very popular beach planet where the sun shines 24 hours a day." The card said.
Ben groaned.
"What a good time for a vacation." Said Ben.
Randy thought of something.
"Wait, Spongebob said he won a court case using only a Krabby Patty." Said Randy.
Sonic smiled.
"Yeah, that's right." Said Sonic.
"Seriously guys, you don't need to bother, I've made a decision already." Said Rayman.
Everyone turned to Rayman.
"Who?" said Theresa.
Rayman pointed to Sonic.
"You." Said Rayman.
"It will be an-"Sonic said before he realized what Rayman said and became shocked, "Wait what?"