No More Moon's Eye Plan
A Naruto Crack Drabble
by
EvilFuzzy9
"Yo, Hachibi! It's time to roll~! Let's show 'em all our burnin' soul~! Yeeaah!" Killer Bee rapped as the Eight Tail's chakra shroud enveloped him, throwing up the horns. "Let's kick some ass, Naruto~! It's time for our Jinchuuriki Combo~!"
"Heh, sure thing, Bee," Naruto said with a grin. Forming a reverse ram seal to concentrate, he drew upon both the fox's chakra and the ambient natural energy to activate his Neo-Sage Mode.
"Bweee~!" Killer Bee howled, exhaling smoke through the nostrils of his Full-Hachibi form. "Hey, there ain't no time for foolin' tom~! Let's rock on out wit' a Twin Bijuu Bomb~!"
"You got it!" The golden-shrouded Naruto declared emphatically as he leaped up onto Bee's nose.
Moving his tentacles into position, Killer Hachi-Bee started it off - as he gathered the necessary ratio of white and black chakra at his mouth, Neo-Sage Naruto applied rotation and wind-release sage chakra to the swiftly growing sphere of energy. In a matter of seconds, the orb was twice the size of the fully transformed Eight-Tails.
With a shout, they let it loose, firing the incomprehensibly massive beam of energy into the night sky. And, with an explosion bright enough to illuminate the heavens and large enough to blot out the stars, the moon was destroyed.
"That's what we think of your Moon's Eye Plan, jackass!" Naruto jeered, taunting Madara - wherever he was.
"Yeah, motherfucker, don't make us laugh~! We're stronger than you by ten and half~!"
"Believe it!" Naruto shouted, ending the rhyme on that emphatic exclamation.
Kabuto, from where he was controlling the reanimated ninja, looked up at the sky with a smirk. "Heh, only he would be so ingeniously idiotic as to do something like that..."
Yamato, where he was lying on the ground under heavy sedation, mumbled something that sounded suspiciously like: "naruto... you... idiot...! gknhrjhg!" And then he had an aneurism.
"Goddamnit," Madara sighed at the sight of the vaporized moon, "... what do they think this is?" He shook his head in exasperation. "Do those fools even realize the ecological ramifications of what they've done...? Honestly, this is so short-sighted I could swear they were my idiot relatives..."
"Destroying the moon... I can't believe I never thought of that..." Sasuke muttered in awe. "Whoever did that must be as brilliant as they are powerful...! Pure genius!"
"..."
"Okay, Naruto! One more time~! Quick and sharp, just like my rhyme~!" said Killer Bee. Naruto nodded. Then they both moved three paces back, lowered their heads, and ran right into each other at full sprint, ramming their heads together with devastating force.
"Woo!" Naruto yelled as he collapsed from head trauma, shortly followed by Bee.
"Pure genius...!" Sasuke repeated with absolute conviction, prompting his elderly estranged relative to weep for the future of the Uchiha clan.
Another short crackfic. Mostly because, after doing the six undead jinchuuriki, I really wanted to give writing Killer Bee a try. I really liked thinking up his dialogue. :p