A/N ok so I'm pretty new to StarTreck and I haven't seen the series just the movie, and I loved it, you'd have to be crazy not. Anyway, so I've been reading StarTreck fanfic's like crazy so I decided to write one. Like I said, I'm new to StarTreck so please forgive any errors, but this is just for good fun.

This is by no means a Kirk/Spock fic, I know there are allot of them out there, it's just one good friend playing a great joke on another.

Hope you enjoy and have a bit of a laugh. :D oh and please please review.

Part 1 – Spock gets on Kirk's nerves.

Jim was sick of it; he knew there was more to the pointy eared little gremlin than he cared to admit.

Jim didn't mind that he acted as if he were nothing more than a robot programmed to find the most logical safest and efficient course of action.

Jim didn't even mind that when he walked on to the bridge a little later than his shift, Spock would look at him and state simply 'You are 3.42 minutes late, are you ill?' Jim didn't even mind that when he played chess with Spock and went to make a move Spock would shake his head and mumble 'that tactic only has a 2.4% chance of success.' Jim even didn't mind when Spock openly questioned his judgment in front of others, causing Kirk much embarrassment

What really got on his nerves was when he was bleeding all over the bridge, his life threatening to fade, and Spock calmly carried him to the turbo lift handing him to McCoy.

His guts were falling out and Spock stood behind McCoy and slowly explained what had happened, without emotion, damned Vulcan.

Of course it was an emergency so Jim didn't exactly want Spock to break down and loose his cool, the thing that really annoyed Jim was when he woke up three days later and Spock didn't look relieved at all.

Spock was suppose to be Jim's friend... alongside Bones, Spock was Jim's best friend, and as the other Spock had told him on their last visit to New Vulcan, Jim was one of the few people that Spock truly regarded as a friend.

'You have awoken' Spock stated as Jim opened his eyes in an instant glare.

'Obviously' Jim mumbled.

'We were unsure as to your health, at one point I was concerned that you may not survive' Spock answered.

'So no welcome back to the land of the living party then?' Jim complained.

'You did not leave this realm' Spock replied.

'Spock you could pretend to be a little more happy about my waking up' Jim decided in annoyance.

'I am very pleased, should you have died I would have felt deeply wounded' Spock answered simply.

'Nice to know' Jim moaned as Bones entered the room with a huge smile.

'Hey mate, your back… gotta tell you I was worried for a while, glad you're all good though' he slapped Jim on the shoulder.

'See Spock, a little more like that' Jim motioned to Bones.

'I see… Jim I am very happy that your health is improving' Spock stated and slowly he curved his lips into a forced smile.

'Oh gee thanks' Jim mumbled rolling his eyes.

A week later.

Jim winced as he pulled the chocolate muffins from the replicator, he crossed to the table and placed them on it.

He was feeling much better if not a little sore; this cunning little plan of his was lifting his spirits though.

It had been spawned after a conversation with the older Spock. He had told Jim that he had felt very strongly for Jim, that apart from his mother and father and Uhura obviously, Jim was the closest person to him, as close as a brother. Jim had a twinge of jealousy towards his other self, that Jim had at least felt some sort of friendship from Spock.

The older Spock had also had a lengthy conversation about his father with Jim, Spock had admitted that his feelings were closer to the surface not only because he was half human, but because his father had displayed the same tendencies.

Of course Vulcan's felt much more deeply than humans, they just didn't express it, but Spock's father had when he married his mother, his grandfather was also known to show a little more emotion than the average Vulcan.

Jim had been doing research on Vulcan history, just because he was bored, he came up with some interesting things, like that Vulcan's were once a rather brutal tribe that functioned only on their emotions, until they learnt to lock it away with all that meditation, perhaps Spock's family had been a little less evolved than some of the others, Jim reasoned.

Jim had been watching Spock lately, after learning this information. He noticed the smallest amount of emotion on Spock's face, just small things, like his lip would twitch ever so slightly when Uhura walked in, or that when he asked Spock one too many of those illogical questions, a slight crinkle would form in his brow and his voice would change, hardly noticeable, but it was there. Jim also noticed that when Spock had been in a stressful situation small beads of sweat would form near his perfectly arranged hairline.

He also noticed that every time he winced in this past week Spock would straighten minutely and his movements would become that much more precise. Jim started wincing just for the joy of watching the reaction.

Besides this he had also found a very interesting fact when he did that Vulcan research. Vulcan's had a very interesting reaction to chocolate.

And it occurred to Kirk that although he had heard something about Vulcan's having green blood, and he had seen Spock bleed enough to know that was true, he had never seen a Vulcan blush…that would be green wouldn't it?

That's when he got his big idea.

He had spoken to McCoy about it, as he didn't want to just throw Spock in the deep end without a life line. McCoy had asked why Jim would want to get Spock drunk. Jim simply looked at him and mumbled 'do I have to make it an order?' Bones nodded and cooked up some strange yellowish greenish concoction that would cancel out the chocolate in Spock's blood if he did have a bad reaction.

Then Jim went about inviting Spock to his quarters for dinner. Spock had originally questioned Jim's intentions but Jim just passed it off as being lonely after his sick stint, Spock immediately launched into a lecture about how loneliness was an illogical human emotion, and Jim had pointed out that he was in fact human, they both argued for a while before Spock conceded his point and agreed to dinner.

He would arrive any moment now…

A/N please review, I'll Have the next chapter up really soon. :D