A/N: I was in a Wicked mood today and then I heard this song again after not hearing it in a while and this was born. This is kind of in the college room mate universe. Idk, most of my inspiration was taken from trustfundstuck, which I love and dutily await updates from. Oh and Of Honey and Clementines which is my current favorite homestuck fan fiction. So yeah, don't take this seriously.
What is This Feeling
Sollux: Dearest, darlingest momsie and popsicle...
Eridan: My dear father...
Both: There's been some confusion over rooming here at Harvard
Eridan: But of course I'll care for Fef.
Sollux: But of course, I'll rise above it.
Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond, yes. There's been some confusion for you see my roomate is...
Sollux: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...
Eridan: Poor. Sollux: What is this feeling, so sudden, and new?
Eridan: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
Sollux: My pulse is rushing.
Eridan: My head is reeling
Sollux: My face is flushing.
Both: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, does it have a name? Yes... Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!
Sollux: For your face,
Eridan: your lisp,
Sollux: your clothing!
Both: Let's just say- I loath it all! Every little trait how ever small makes my very flesh begin to crawl with simple utter loathing! There's a strange exhilaration. In such total detestation. It's so pure, so strong! Though I do admit, it came on fast, still I do believe that it can last. And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long. Karkat, Aradia, and Dave: Dear Sollux, you are just too good! How do you stand it, I don't think I could. He's a terror, he's a tartar, we don't mean to show a bias but Sollux, you're a martyr!
Sollux: Well, these things are sent to try us...
Karkat, Aradia, and Dave: Poor Sollux, forced to reside with someone so disgusticified, We just want to tell you, we're all on your side! Both: What is this feeling, so sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you. My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling. Oh, what is this feeling? Does it have a name? Yes, ahhhhh... loathing! There's a strange exhilaration, in such total detestation, it's so pure, so strong! Though I do admit, it came on fast, still I do believe that it can last! And I will be loathing for forever, loathing, truly deeply loathing you, my whole life long!