*This takes place during the finale episode of the second season. Totally AU, before Chandler finds out his internet girl is Janice. This has not been beta'd or even really edited. I just was randomly inspired. Enjoy!*

Joey paced the room. He needed this part! He hadn't really had anything since he'd "fallen down the elevator shaft." If he couldn't get this kiss down then he couldn't get the part, which might lead to more parts, which could lead to fame and fortune and…he really needed to get this kiss down!

For what felt like the hundredth time, the computer dinged and Chandler sighed. All because of some stupid Internet women. Like that mattered when Joey's future was at stake! That was it. That was it!

"Chandler, for the love of God!" In two strides Joey was at Chandler's side, hands tangled in his hair, lips hard against his.

It was awkward. Both of them were stiff, surprised. Slowly though, slowly they began to relax, lips sliding wetly against one another, tongues tentatively twisting together. It wasn't at all like kissing a women. Chandler was all hard angles and slight stubble. His arms were half-raised as if to push him away, but instead of pushing were clutched tight onto Joey's arms, stronger than any woman.

Other than that though, kissing a guy wasn't all that different. The basics were the same and Joey could feel that tight, twisting heat build up in his stomach that he always got when kissing a hot woman. He could do this. Chandler gave a little whimper and opened his mouth a little wider. Oh yeah, this he could do.

Pulling away they stared at each other, panting.

"Thanks man. I'm sure I'll get the part now. Oh and, uh, good luck with the internet chick. " Still breathless Joey disappeared into his room, leaving Chandler with swollen limps and a beeping computer.