This is something that I started for my best friend, heartdiver123, and I just added Shawn and Gus because they are amazing fake Psychics. Hope you enjoy!
1989
Shawn slowly walked out to his father's car, rubbing the eyeliner off of his face. Gus walked behind him, nearly in frightened tears. Henry glared up at his son and his son's best friend in silence. And in silence they rode to Shawn's house. Once they got inside, Henry turned to them. They were dressed as pirates. Treasure hunting pirates…
"Shawn… may I ask what you and Gus were thinking this time?" Henry's voice was calm and cold. Shawn wished that his father was yelling himself hoarse… he hated the cold disappointment.
"Well… dad… Gus and I want to be pirates when we grow up…" he said. Henry's eyes nearly bulged out of his head.
"P-P-PIRATES? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" he yelled. Shawn stood there…
"Treasure hunting pirates…" he added under his breath. Henry ran his hand through his hair.
"Have you been talking to your dear Uncle Jack again, Shawn?" he asked. Shawn looked at Gus, who was standing there blankly. He wasn't going to be much help apparently.
"Yes, sir…" he mumbled. Henry pointed upstairs.
"Get up to your room, and think about what you did… disrupting the assembly with your shenanigans…" he grumbled. "I'm taking Gus home…" He and Gus left.
Present Day
"Shawn, you know I'm supposed to be at work!" Gus's voice was sharp and irritated as his best friend, and psychic partner, Shawn Spencer, lead him away from his office after impersonating his long lost cousin Billy Joe. Shawn didn't turn to look at him.
"Gus, don't be Percy Weasely in Henry Potter…" he said vaguely, taking a turn up the street. Gus glared at his partner.
"It's Harry Potter, Shawn!" he corrected.
"I've heard it both ways…" Shawn replied. Gus raised his eyebrows, trying to keep up with his partner, who was practically bouncing down the street.
"What other ways have you h-" Shawn stopped, and turned to him.
"Look, Gus, here's the thing… we have a murder case, and Lassie wants us at the scene of the crime…" he said. "So this is work!" he started walking again, and Gus rolled his eyes.
"I meant my real job, Shawn… you know, the one where I actually have to dress up!" he snapped. "And why does Lassiter even want us there, he hates you!" he added. Shawn took a moment to glare.
"He doesn't hate me… it's tough love… and he said that he couldn't handle this one… he said that it would be best for me to come… he said something about movie freaks…" They took another turn that lead them towards the piers of Santa Barbara.
"Movie freaks?" Gus pulled Shawn to a stop. "What do you mean 'movie freaks'?" Shawn smiled. "No… no, Shawn, I know that look! You got us into some wacked out movie crime didn't you? Like Yang with the Albert Hitchcock movies!"
"No, Gus, I'm afraid that is not the case," Shawn replied. His smile widened. "I got us a case… aboard the Black Pearl…" There was a moment of silence.
"The WHAT, Shawn?" Gus asked. Shawn smiled.
"We're going on a pirate ship, buddy! To find goooooold… lots of gold! Oh, and I invited my Uncle Jack, and he invited some friends too… Ben Gates and Riely Poole! You know the treasure hunters from National Treasure? Yeah, they're gonna be there!"
There was another silence. Then Gus turned, and started walking back towards his office. Shawn sighed.
"Come on, man, not cool!" he said, following, and trying to get him to turn back. Finally Gus turned to him.
"You've lost it, Shawn! If you think I'm going on any more treasure hunts with you, you must be out of your damn mind!" he said, stopping, and turning to Shawn.
"Oh, come on, man… don't be Ben's dad!"
"What about my dad?" Shawn turned towards the voice. He smiled. It was none other than Ben Gates, Riley Poole, and his Uncle Jack. Jack had a smile the size of Texas on his face.
"Shawn, good to see you again, my boy!" he said, throwing his arm around him.
"Uncle Jack! Good to see you're back in town… hold on a second…" He ran to catch up with Gus, who was walking back towards the office. "Come on, man, you saw them back there! If they're real, then Jack Sparrow and Barbossa must be real!" he said. Gus glared at him.
"I'm sorry Shawn, but no matter how many fictional characters you say are in this, I'm not going… I'm sorry… this is something that you are going to have to do alone…" Shawn looked devastated.
"You would break up the Dream Team… the Dynamic Duo-"
"That's Batman and Robin-"
"-The White Magic in the Black Shadow-"
"That's John Morrison and R-Truth, Shawn!"
"Not the point… the point is, Gus, is that you are willing to break up the PSYCH team… over this?" Gus stood there.
"Yes…" He went inside the office. Before the door shut, Shawn leaned in.
"Did I mention that Elizabeth Swan is going to be there, and Will Turner is not?"
And in five minutes, Shawn… and Gus… joined Jack, Ben, and Riley for the treasure hunt of a life time.
That's it for this chapter! I know, it's a slow beginning, but it will get better! And the pirates are going to be introduced in the next one! So, please review! Thanks!
