Hey! This is a Christmas themed story's even though it's July 1-3. It's like Home Alone but in That 70's show form. Everything explained in first chapter.

PART 1
December 20, 1995
POINT PLACE, WISCONSIN
LUKE KELSO(12) is sitting at his desk in his ENGLISH CLASS on the final day of school. He couldn't wait to get home. His entire extended family was arriving to his house to prepare for their Christmas trip to (wherever you want it to be).
Three boys, who are sitting in several desks around him, stare at him. Their names are EVERETT, JETHRO, and COLE. They're a few years older than him. Obviously bigger than him. The tense between them and their stares gives us a really bad feeling.
BELL RINGS.
Outside the school, Luke is walking alone towards the end of the school campus. He's got just a few feet from making it out. Suddenly he's pushed. The offenders are Everett, Jethro, and Cole. Luke is scared but use to this now. They do this to him on a daily basis.
EVERETT: Hey, Smelso.
JETHRO: How's your whore of a mom?
LUKE: My mom is not a whore!
COLE: Oh, right. Like your Mommy and Daddy got together because they fell in love, right?
LUKE: They did.
EVERETT: You're so stupid, Kooso. Everyone knows that your Dad knocked your Mom up and that your Grandpa forced them to get married. I bet they still sleep around like the whores they are. Face in, Lukie boy. You are a product of a pig and a slut!
Luke has had enough. He begins pushing the boys. But this was his mistake. He's too small and weak for them. They begin grabbing and shoving him to the brick wall. He's helpless.
Everett, the lead bully, raises his fist up. He's about to beat Luke. But before he can...SOMEBODY grabs him fist. Everett is pushed. All three bullies, who a moment ago looked tough and fearless, is frightened. There is a bully of the bullies. It's Luke's older brother CALEB KELSO (16). Much bigger than the bullies.
CALEB: What have I told you about messing with my little brother?
The bullies look at each other. Are they gonna let this guy mess with them? There's three of them. He's just one. They can take him, right? They try it out...and it's their mistake. Caleb pushes all three at the same time.
The bullies look up to Caleb, who is looking down on them with a badass stare. I don't think even a grown up would wanna mess with the teenage Caleb with the stare he is giving them.
EVERETT: Yo, dudes, let's get out of here.
The other two won't argue with their leader on this one. They're not willing to get their asses handed. They get up and run away.
Caleb offers Luke his hand and picks his little brother up.
LUKE: Thanks, Caleb.
CALEB: You're my little brother. It's my job to protect you. But…
The older brother's tone becomes serious. He gives the younger boy a similar stare that he gave the bullies. Luke saw this coming. He's less afraid but still afraid. His brother can be unpredictable.
CALEB: Only I can push you around. That's my other job. That's the real reason why I push them away. They're invading my personal job.
To show Luke what he means, he smacks him in the back of his head. There. Preformed his other "personal job."
LUKE: OW!
Caleb laughs. Luke gives him a glare, which Caleb returns another. They stare at each other for a moment before smiling. We now have an understanding of their relationship. They hate each other but they love each other. It's Caleb's job to protect him. His reward is that he gets to push him around.
They always pick on each other, get themselves in trouble, blame each other for stupid things the other did. It's just a normal average brother relationship.
The brothers walk home together.
At the KELSO RESIDENCE, we meet LAURIE KELSO (the mother) preparing dinner. Her husband MICHAEL KELSO (the father) is still being his childish self even as he's a mature adult. Kelso will never fully grow up. He's playing gameboy, ignoring his wife as she tries to speak to him.
LAURIE: Michael, did you get the salad earlier like I asked?
No response. Chances are he didn't even hear her.
LAURIE: Michael?!
Still no answer. He's still messing around on the gameboy. Laurie finally gets frustrated and smacks her husband in the back of the head...just like Caleb did to Luke. Now we understand where the boys gets their attitudes and actions from.
KELSO: (snapped out of it) What?
LAURIE: Did you get the salad like I asked?
Kelso thinks for a moment. Then remembers. Not good.
KELSO: Oh, crap.
LAURIE: (Knew it) MICHAEL!
KELSO: I'm sorry, Laurie. My mind has just been on this level I cannot beat. Why would they make a level so unbeatable and expect you to beat it if you can't beat it?
Laurie gives him a glare. Wrong answer. She gives him "Do you wanna sleep on the couch tonight?" look. Kelso sees that he's in trouble. Holds his hands up like he's surrendering.
KELSO: Okay, okay. I'll just go back and get the salad.
Laurie smiles at her husband. Good boy. Kelso grabs the keys and exits the kitchen. As he heads for the front door, Caleb and Luke enter.
KELSO: Hey, boys. What's up?
CALEB: Same old shit, Dad.
KELSO: (nervously) Come on, Caleb. What have I told you about swearing when you're mother's home? She can hear you know. She hears EVERYTHING!
Out of nowhere, Laurie walks into the foyer.
LAURIE: Oh, boys. Go with your father. Make sure he gets the salad. The right salad this time. Oh, and Caleb. I heard that. Watch that mouth of yours.
Caleb gives his mother the same "OK, I surrender" look that his father gave her a moment ago. That's right. Laurie is the head of the house. Kelso wouldn't be able to keep this house in order without her.
Laurie sees Luke. She can tell that he's been bullied again.
LAURIE: (to Luke) What did they do this time?
Luke knows that she's talking to him.
LUKE: Called you a "whore" and pushed me to the wall.
LAURIE: Caleb?
CALEB: Took care of it.
LAURIE: Good boy.
KELSO: Alright, boys. Let's go to the store. Don't wanna keep your mom waiting on her salad.
Kelso leads his boys out. Luke is the last to walk out of the door so he's the one who closes the door.
Laurie stands there alone. She thinks about what Luke told her what the bullies said about her. We see it in her face that she's hurt. It's not that she's called a whore that hurts her anymore. It's that her past mistakes are now come back to haunt her kids. Her baby is being bullied for having a stupid father and a whorey mother.
But that's not her anymore. The moment she learned that she was pregnant with her eldest daughter Jamie and when Kelso proposed to her, her days of whoring around ended. She's in love with Kelso. She's a faithful wife and devoted mother. Her husband and children come first.
She smiles. Her husband maybe a child, Jamie may be a copy of Laurie's teenage days, Caleb maybe a troublemaker, and Luke maybe a wimp like her brother Eric. But they are her family and she wouldn't trade them for anything else in the world. She has two other kids. EMILY (5) and ADDISON (3). They're too young to compare them to the personalities of other people. They're still her little angels. Her relationship with the youngest two is the same relationship between her and Red as well as the relationship between Eric and Kitty.
That night, the entire family arrives. We have the GRANDPARENTS RED and KITTY and their youngest adult child BRIANNA (26). We have STEVEN and JACKIE HYDE and their kids; BECKY (17), BROOKE (15), and LEIA (13). ERIC and DONNA FORMAN are here with their kids; AUSTIN (18), KYLE (16), GIANNI (15), and LORENZO (13). They're all settling in.