Episode 1: New Digs

Andrea: Hey, Mr. Marcus, where are we goin'?

Marcus: Onett. It's this planet far out of the reaches of this solar system

Andrea: Oh...Well, how are we gonna get there?

Marcus: I know a guy..alright?

Andrea: Ok...um..what are we gonna do when we get there?

Marcus: Ok, look! You are not here to ask questions, you are my hoe. That's it. You perform entertaining sexual acts at my will. You don't have a say in my life. I have a say in yours. Deal with it. You knew that when you took this job.

Andrea: It was the only one left in the classifieds!

Marcus: Don't give me excuses either! I don't really wanna hear it, alright? Just walk with me and look slutty. That's your job.

Andrea: Well, what's your job?

Marcus: I...what?

Andrea: What do you do? You just own me? Don't you have some sort of actual work?

Marcus: Well I have the annual paperwork..Oh! and that court case last year...I seriously didn't think the authorities would notice one dead prostitute.

Andrea: What?

Marcus: I know right? Just one. ONE! And they still made a big deal about it! As if she counted as part of society...

Andrea: How did she die?

Marcus: Natural causes... she naturally pissed me off, which caused me to hit her with a car.

Andrea: Oh my god...

Marcus: Yeah..and I guess that's frowned upon in society, so we're headed to another planet. That's the only option.

Andrea: We could always back to the Arctic..

Marcus: No way, I left that place for a reason..

Andrea: Because you wanted change in your life?

Marcus: That, and because I was tired of having frozen sweat icicles on my scrotum..

Andrea: Er..ok

Marcus: So i'm heading off to a truly new land, and I need entertainment along the way..so what better entertainment than a slave? Man, those Confederates knew how to live!

Andrea: So I'm just an object for you along the way? For entertainment, not affection?

Marcus: Yep.

Andrea: Like that movie "Leaving Las Vegas"?

Marcus: Depends..Did that movie contain alot of sodomy?

Andrea: Um...I don't think so.

Marcus: Then, no not at all...

Andrea: ...(gulp)

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