Me and my friend did this together. GryffindorPrincess0894 did Sirius and I did James.
Chapter One: History of Magic
Sirius
James
Prongs? Oi Prongs! You awake?
What? (mumbles sleepily).
Do you reckon Professor Binns even knows he has a class?
Why would he? He's dead.
Yeah good point. You reckon he would notice if we chuck something at him? (grins evilly)
Nah, he'll probably just continue to bore us to death.
Hehehe (throws quill through Binns). HE DIDN'T NOTICE!
Told ya mate. He doesn't notice a thing.
Try throwing something through him. It's fun.
Ok! (throws ink bottle at Binns). Still doesn't notice a thing.
This could turn into an interesting lesson…
First one since… ever.
I know aye. I can't believe we've had five years of school and we've never passed notes before (shakes head). It's shameful.
Why didn't we? He wouldn't even notice if one of us dies (someone starts coughing uncontrollably in the front of the class room).
I have no idea.
Hey what do you reckon will happen if someone walks through him?
I don't know. We should definitely put it on our list of things to try.
Prongs... oh Prongs... STOP LOOKING AT EVANS!
Huh? What were you saying Padfoot?
Mate you have got to get over her. You've asked her four times today already!
Yeah, but eventually she will agree, I just know it. And today might be my lucky day…
(Sighs) if you say so Prongs, but really I mean what is it like the 2,000th time?
I know she likes me, I mean every girl likes me, but she just doesn't know it yet.
No. Every girl likes me, that's why I have 9 dates this weekend (smirks).
9 DATES!
Yeah, impressive huh?
I thought the girls were only using you to get to me, but hey, you can think what you want.
You wish! Have you seen my silky smooth hair and my incredible good looks? They love it!
They like messy hair better, and my buff body.
Pfft, a) We're both on the Qidditch team and therefore we are both buff and b) Your hair is alright, you know, if the girls go for that I-just-got-up-in-the-morning-and-didn't-brush-my-hair look.
But I'm buffer, and the ladies love that I-just-got-off-my-broom look. My hair looks better than yours ever could.
YOU WISH!
I don't wish, I know.
I bet Lily would go out with me ten times before she would even consider you!
Fine then, ask her. We'll see what she says.
Fine then.
(Back to voices)
"OI EVANS! GO OUT WITH ME OR POTTER?" he shouted across the room.
"DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE?" she asked.
"YES!" said James and Sirius together.
"FINE, I PICK… SIRIUS. BUT JUST ONE DATE!"
"Hahahahaha" laughed Sirius.
James looked shocked.
(Back on parchment)
Told you so.
You cheated.
How!
I don't know. You just did.
Great comeback James! Don't worry I won't get frisky.
DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH HER!
Alright, alright, calm down.
Don't look at me like that.
Like what?
Like your about to kill me.
Who said I wanted to kill you? I could just be planning something on Snivellus.
Um Prongs, you do realise I got a date with the girl of your dreams in about two seconds, when you've been asking her for years right?
Yeah but she could be using you to get info on me.
You don't give up do you?
Why would I give up? I mean, have you seen her?
Well maybe it's just because, oh I don't know, she hates you?
The way she smiles?
The way she talks?
The way she walks?
You're obsessed aren't you?
I am not obsessed. I just notice things better than most people. That's why I'm a seeker and you're a beater.
Oh really? What type of cereal does she eat?
Count Chocula.
And what's her favourite colour?
Sapphire blue.
Favourite magical creature?
Hippogriff.
What colour is her underwear today?
How would I know that they're pink?
I rest my case.
Shut up.
(Smirks)
Uh, James?
Yeah Padfoot?
You do realise that class finished five minutes ago and we're still writing on a piece of parchment, right?
Shit!
Exactly. Now let's get going before we're late for Transfiguration. We may be the top students in her class but we don't want McGonagall even more pissed at us.
Yeah so let's go.
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