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A Forest
A baby could be heard crying in the middle of the forest. The cries were echoing from the cave and could be heard from everywhere. A dark figure with an aura that could send chills up your spine could be seen walking towards the baby. As soon as he got near the baby however, he stopped crying.
"Hmm? Strange..." the figure thought. For some reason, this child wasn't afraid, the child was actually overjoyed to see him. The child seemed to be two to three years old, and as soon as the last tear fell from his face, the ground cracked around the spot he fell and the Earth shook for a couple seconds. The man picked the child up and grinned, but the moment was short lived as a man in his early twenties came into the area and saw the figure.
"W-who are you?" the man asked as he also heard the cries of the child, but was now paralyzed from the aura that the figure was giving off.
The figure put the child back down and slowly walked towards the man, "I'm not gonna repeat myself again, who are you?" asked the man, but it all ended as he felt immense pain in his side. He looked down to see the sight of a dark red liquid flowing out of his stomach, and he looked up to see a skeletal face.
"Life... and death," the figure said in a deep, demonic, voice that echoed in the man's head.
10 years later, July 7th X777
"Oi, shit head! You done yet?" a man in a dark cloak yelled from the top of a mountain.
"What do you mean 'are you done yet?' I literally just started, like, 10 minutes ago!" A pink haired boy yelled from the bottom. "And for the last time, it's Natsu, not shithead... you shithead," the now identified Natsu said, whispering the last part so he won't get the shit beat out of him again.
"I heard that... shit head," the man said with a smirk.
"Shut the hell up Ank!"
"I think you meant Ankhseram," the mysterious figure now known as Ankhseram said.
"Argh! Whatever! How the hell do you expect me to lift a boulder up a mountain in 10 minutes anyway?" Natsu yelled with an annoyed tone.
"Goku could do it so why can't you?" Ankhseram questioned.
"Who in the hell is Goku?"
"That's not the point! The point is, you should be able to do it." This went on for about a couple hours before Natsu finally did it. At the end of the day they went back to a cave that they called home, or at least Natsu did. Ankhseram had a home somewhere else and was staying with Natsu. Except the only problem was today was different, today is the day that Ankhseram had to leave.
"Why do you have to go? What am I supposed to do? Where am I gon-" Natsu question but was cut off by a karate chop to the head.
"I already told you faggot, I'm leaving because I can't stay on Earth for too long or else I might die or some shit like that. Now quit being a pussy and accept it," Ankhseram sternly said to Natsu who immediately straightened himself up and wiped away the tears that threatened to leave his eyes. "Good, now just like I told you, find a guild so you can make some money and make a living so you don't become a bum and waste all my time and effort teaching you this shit."
"Yes sir!" Natsu said with a salute, making the man in front of him think of a soldier from America. With that, Ankhseram dissipated into a shadow and was completely gone. Natsu began his journey to find a guild and to say the least... it was difficult. He first came by Margaret Town and a guild called Lamia Scale but he left almost immediately because the guild master kept spinning him. Next he came by Quatro Cerberus and stayed for half a day but everyone was drunk or yelled "Wild Floor" or some shit like that. Blue Pegasus was also an immediate no because everyone there were either a fuccboi or a fag. But he finally came to a town called Magnolia, he went around town and found a guild called Fairy tail.
He kicked the door open, expecting another fail but instead was surprised. He saw everyone fighting, getting drunk, talking, or just having fun in general. Everyone stopped the moment he kicked the door though, they felt a dark aura surrounding the boy, he walking straight through everyone until welcomed by a short, old man wearing a weird orange and blue outfit.
"What can I do for you boy?" the old man asked, on guard because of the aura that was radiating off of Natsu.
"I was hoping I could join the guild," Natsu said, in hope that he could join the first guild he actually had interest in.
"Sure thing! We're always happy to have new members!" the old man shouted with joy, soon followed by cheers from everyone else. "Name's Makarov Dreyer, master of the Guild." Makarov stated while holding his hand out.
"Natsu Dragneel... why are you holding your hand out like that?"
"It's called a handshake, just grab my hand and shake it up and down," they shook hands and stamped Natsu on the shoulder with a black Fairy Tail insignia.
6 years later, X783, Hargeon Port
"Why are we even here again?" a blue cat asked while flying next to Natsu.
"Happy, I already told you. We have to follow canon rules and get Lucy," Natsu said as if it was obvious.
"Oh right, who is Lucy?" Happy asked.
"She's this blonde chick with huge tits. She's pretty annoying but for the sake of plot and shit, we need to get her."
During these 6 years, a lot has happened. Happy hatched from an egg a year after Natsu joined Fairy Tail, and many other things that have occurred in the many years of his time in being a member of Fairy Tail, some were bad, but most were good. However, Natsu never really showed his magic in front of anyone but Happy or Master.
"Hurry up! Salamander is over here!" some random woman said while waving at her friend to hurry up.
"Who the fuck is Salamander? He sounds gay," Natsu asked with a poker face while Happy just flew in circles around Natsu. As soon as they got to where the crowd was they cringed. Right in front of them was a man with blue-hair and black eyes, he had a smug look on his face at seeing the girls swarm around him with hearts in their eyes. Salamander noticed them and moved the girls aside so he can give the Natsu his autograph.
"Hello boy, would you like an autograph from the great Salamander?" Salamander asked.
"No, why the fuck would I want an autograph from a fag like y-" Natsu was about to say but was cut off by a group of girls who attacked him. After Salamander forgave him and left, so did the girls. "Geez, what's their problem?"
"I don't know, but I'm hungry," Happy exclaimed.
"What the hell were you doing anyways? Why didn't you help?"
"AYE!"
"THAT DOESN'T ANSWER SHIT!"
"U-um excuse me?" a blonde girl with big tits asked, slowly confronting them.
"Hey Natsu! It's the girl you were tal-" Happy screamed but was cut off by Natsu grabbing him.
"Happy, nobody can know the truth of this world," whispered Natsu. "Anyways, what were you saying?"
"I was wondering if I could treat you guys to lunch since you guys helped me snap out of the Charm magic," asked the blonde.
"YES PLEASE!" Natsu and Happy both shouted in unison, earning a giggle from the blonde chick.
10 minutes later, we see Natsu and Happy burning through the girl's wallet and eating all the food the restaurant could make.
"Whyyyy..." the blonde mentally asked herself while crying anime tears.
"Oh! I never asked for your name," Natsu asked, spitting some food at her.
"Lucy Heart- just Lucy," Lucy answered, almost giving away her last name.
"Natsu Dragneel, and this is Happy."
"Aye!"
"So, how did you know about Charm magic?" Natsu asked, and then Lucy explained how she was a celestial mage and how she wanted to join Fairy Tail. "Well, thanks for the meal! I hope you join your guild!" Natsu yelled to a distant Lucy while she waved back.
"Hey Natsu, do you think we should've told her we were in Fairy Tail?" Happy asked.
"Nah, she'll be fine."
"But didn't you say we need her for plot reasons?" Happy asked, which struck the pinkette.
"...shit," was all Natsu said before turning around and running around looking for Lucy.
Some park in Hargeon Port
We find Lucy sitting on a bench, reading the Weekly Sorcerer on the page that was full of Mirajane's photos. "Man, I'd love to be a Fairy Tail mage. What's this? 4 towns destroyed, a couple of dark guilds in ruins, all caused by Fairy tail's Natsu Dragneel... wait a second," Lucy realized what she read but was interrupted by Salamander.
"Hello young lady, we meet again." Salamander said, earning a cringe from the blonde.
"I'm not falling for your charm magic again, it's useless wants the victim knows what it is," Lucy explained, feeling triumphant.
"Well let's forget about that, i heard you wanted to join Fairy tail. I can get the master to let you in."
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah, just join me in my party tonight and we can get to Fairy Tail," Salamander said with a smirk.
"Alright. Okay Lucy, just tough it out and get through this. you can leave this jerk after you join Fairy Tail." Lucy thought as she walked away.
Yacht by Hargeon Port
"What's going on?!" yelled Lucy who was tied up.
"I'll just sell you fine ladies into slavery and make a little cash, that's all," Salamander stated.
"Argh! Is this a Fairy tail mage? First he throws my keys into the ocean, then I'm gonna become a slave," Lucy thought while on the verge of tears. As if it was fate, Natsu burst through the ceiling and knocks 2 guys out.
"Natsu!" Lucy yelled in relief.
"Happy get her out of here," Natsu ordered. Happy then picked Lucy up and started heading to the main land.
"Eehh! You can fly?!" Lucy screamed in shock.
"Aye! Hold on Lucy, this'll get rough," Happy told Lucy. After he said that, a beam of fire magic could be seen firing past them.
"Kyaaah!" was all Lucy could say as the beam had burned her dress, revealing her underwear. They were dodging beams left and right, and finally after what seemed like forever, the beams stopped. "T-they stopped!" Lucy shouted as Happy sighed at her stating the obvious.
"Hey Lucy, this may be a bad time but... my magic ran out," Happy said before they fell.
"YOU USELESS CAAAAAAAT!" Lucy screamed as they fell into the ocean. Lucy coincidentally fell next to her keys and summoned Aquarius.
"A big fish!" Happy shouted with starry eyes.
"Aquarius, use a wave to launch the ship back to the mainland." Lucy ordered... only to be responded with a... "Tch."
"Did you just 'tch' me?" Lucy shouted.
"Next time you drop my keys, I'll kill you," Aquarius exclaimed.
"Y-yeah..." Lucy said while shrinking down anime style and sweat dropping. After this, Aquarius then used her magic to create a wave, moving the ship back to the mainland. "It seems like I hit the ship as well," Aquarius stated with a smug expression.
"Were you aiming for me?!" Lucy yelled.
"Don't call me for a while, I'm gonna be with my boyfriend. My boyfriend," Aquarius repeated, earning a tick mark form the blonde.
"Don't repeat it!" Lucy Shouted for the last time. She turned to see all the girls running from the boat and a over a dozen beat up men. The last standing was an unscathed Natsu, a beaten to shit Salamander, and his right hand man.
"H-he's a monster!" Salamander yelled.
"B-bora, he's the real deal," his right hand man said, earning a smack.
"Idiot! Don't say my real name!" the now identified Bora shouted. But the goon seemed to be unconscious before he was smacked. Bora turned to see Natsu in front of him. "M-monster!" he screamed before sending a barrage of fire magic to Natsu who only swatted it away.
"Weak," was all Bora could hear before he was backhanded and sent flying towards a bell.
"Oi, what's going on here?" a military officer asked before spotting Natsu.
"Shit! Lucy, Happy let's go!" Natsu shouted before grabbing Lucy then started running.
"Why am I running?!" Lucy shouted before hearing a life changing answer.
"You wanted to join Fairy Tail. Right?" Natsu questioned, flashing his signature grin.
Lucy could feel a tear forming before she wiped it away and answered, "Yeah."
Fairy Tail
Lucy and Natsu had finally reached Magnolia and neared Fairy Tail. Before Lucy opened the door, Natsu grabbed her shoulder.
"Let me open it," Natsu said before grabbing the handles. As soon as Natsu opened the doors, a chair flew at them and hit Lucy because Natsu ducked.
"Oi, watch where you're throwing things! That almost hit me!" Natsu yelled, clearly pissed.
"At least show some concern for me," Lucy cried. The whole guild was riled up, you could see a brunette in a bikini chugging a barrel of alcohol, a ginger with girls surrounding him, some idiot screaming shit about being a man, a bunch of drunk men, a huge brawl in the middle, and a naked dude. Lucy turned back to see an onyx haired man standing next to Natsu. Almost immediately she screamed, alerting everyone in the guild.
"Uh Lucy, what's wrong?" Natsu asked, completely oblivious to the situation.
"What do you mean what's wrong?! He's naked!" Lucy screamed, pointing at the mage.
"Huh? Oh shit!" the man yelled and ran to find his clothes.
"What's going on brats?!" a giant yelled from the back of the guild. Lucy almost jumped out of her skin when she saw him, he was almost as tall as the ceiling and was as wide and the wall.
"Hey Gramps! Can Lucy here join the guild?" Natsu asked the giant, and just like that, the giant shrunk to like a 2 foot midget.
"A new recruit huh, what's your name darling?" the master asked.
"Lucy."
"Hmm, Lucy. Alright, welcome to Fairy Tail!" Makarov shouted, earning cheers from the guild. "Mira! Come stamp Lucy over here."
"Mira! As in Mirajane Strauss, I love her! I've seen her on the Weekly Sorcerer and she is gorgeous!" shouted Lucy.
"Yep, that's me," a voice said from behind. Lucy turned around to face the embodiment of beauty, at least in her opinion. "Hi nice to meet you! I'm Mirajane Strauss, but it seems like you already know me."
"Name's Lucy!"
"Anyways, where do you want the stamp to be?"
"Umm, can I have it on the back of my hand in pink?"
"Sure thing!" Mira stamped it on and Lucy was overjoyed.
"Natsu look, I'm in Fairy Tail now!" Lucy shouted, getting the mage's attention.
"That's great Lucy, shit! I didn't follow canon and say Luigi. God dammit!" Natsu said while mentally scolding himself. "Well let's introduce you to everyone! The brunette is Cana, she uses card magic and is a major alcoholic. Over there is Loke, he always has at least one girl with him." Lucy shivered and cringed at that, "The stripper is Gray he uses ic-" Natsu was about to say something but was cut off when Gray grabbed his collar.
"Oi! What did you say pinky?" Gray yelled, causing a tick mark to form on Natsu's forehead.
"I called you a stripper, stripper!"
"You wanna go!?"
"Come on then!"
They were about to fight until a big, muscular man with white hair punched Gray and started fighting him saying something about being a man. "Well anyways Luce, the one fighting the faggot over there is Elfman, he is always constantly talking about being a man, uses takeover magic to transform into a beast. The short blue haired book nerd is Levy," and this went on until all the members were introduced. Come on, if you're reading this then you must've watched Fairy Tail and know all the characters. Anyways...
"Hey, is my dad back yet?" asked a little boy.
"Romeo, your father is a Fairy Tail mage and can handle himself!" Makarov stated.
"But it's been forever we have to go loo-"
"No means no!"
"Stupid old man!" Romeo shouted and kicked the master.
"That boy..." Makarov sighed, although what he said, Makarov was also worried. With that, Natsu left with Lucy to Mt. Hakobe and after hours, found a cave to stay in.
Mt. Hakobe
"I-it's freaking f-freezing," Lucy shivered, clearly being under dressed for the mountain.
"I told you it would be cold dumbass," Natsu reminded her. As they started to argue, they heard a noise that caused Lucy to jump. "Shh, what was that?"
As if on cue, a Vulcan came out of nowhere.
"That's what Macao came hunting?" Lucy questioned, clearly scared shitless.
"Yep. Oi, fuck face! What did you do with the man here recently?" Natsu screamed, catching the Vulcan's attention. The Vulcan came charging at Natsu while making monkey moans or something. Lucy acting quick, called upon Taurus and was ready to fight until... *bang*.
"Dammit Natsu! At least let me do something!" Lucy screamed after Natsu just pulled a One Punch Man and destroyed the Vulcan. "I just called out a Celestial Spirit, ready to show off, but noooo, you just had to make me waste my magic, huh?"
"Yeah yeah, whatever," Natsu said, brushing her off. They were then surprised as they saw the shit-for-brain ape transform into an old man with purple hair.
"Macao! Hey, wake up dickhead!" Natsu yelled while smacking the shit out of him.
"Hey Natsu, maybe you should sto-" Lucy was about to say but was cut off when Macao suddenly jumped up like nothing happened. "What happened!?"
"Lucy, do you have some kind of first aid kit or something to patch him up?" Natsu asked.
"Oh yeah, right," Lucy realized and after a bit, they were back in Magnolia.
"Dad? Dad!" Romeo yelled as he ran towards his dad, hugging the life out of him.
"Romeo! I'm sorry," Macao apologized.
Fairy Tail
"Hey Luce, wanna go on a mission?" Natsu asked Lucy, who was currently talking to Levy.
"Yeah sure, which one?" Lucy asked hoping it would be easy and a good pay.
"How about this one? Retrieve and destroy book: 200,000 Jewels," Natsu explained, turning to see Lucy with money in her eyes.
"Yeah let's go."
"AYE!" Happy yelled, confusing both Natsu and Lucy.
"Happy, where the fuck have you been?" Natsu asked, now thinking about how he hasn't seen the fur ball in a bit.
"Well the author was too lazy to write in dialogue and crap for me so I just now appeared because the author is using this to explain to the readers," Happy explained.
"Ooh, DAMN YOU WRITEEEEERRR!" Natsu screamed at the top of his lungs.
"What the hell are you guys talking about?" questioned a confused Lucy
"Never mind that, let's go!" Natsu ignored her and ran to Mira. The bar maid seemed really happy when Natsu came, confusing the blonde but she ignored it. "Hey Mira, can me and Lucy go on this job?"
"Hmm, retrieve... book... sure!" Mira joyfully answered his question.
"Thanks Mira!" Natsu yelled as he and Lucy ran outside.
"Yep! And be careful!" Mira screamed. Lucy hearing this was really curious now.
"I hope those 2 will be okay," Makarov said in a worried tone.
"What do you mean Master?" Mira asked.
"The price was bumped up to 2 million jewels."
"What!" Levy yelled, "I was gonna take that job and I just now processed in my head that they were taking that job!"
"I hope you're gonna be okay," Mira thought.
And that's the first chapter, you may be wondering how come Natsu hasn't revealed his magic and shit. Don't worry, I'm saving it for later, as for other things, the same reason.
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Beta reader: You don't wanna know what other stuff he put in that I had to remove and replace. (He originally described Bora as a gay looking faggot.)