A whole new world
" Oh Minerva! I just heard the funniest muggle joke the other day!" Professor Flitwick said.
" Oh? Then do tell…" Professor McGonagall said as she rolled her eyes.
" Why did the muggle cross the road?"
" I don't know. Why did the muggle cross the road?"
" Because he was trying to eat the chicken on the other side! " Flitwick said as he roared with laughter.
It was the annual Teachers Christmas party, and things, as usual, were getting pretty dull.
" Albus, I'm sorry, but this is worse than last years celebration!" McGonagall yawned.
"Right as usual, Minerva. Attention everyone! I propose we make a wager to liven up this party!" Dumbeldore shouted.
Sighs of relief ran through the room.
"All of us have had years of teaching young wizards and witches the basics of magic, but what would happen if we were to teach something else?" Dumbeldore began to smile mischievously.
" Are ya suggestin' that we switch courses? I'd blow me'self doin' potions!" Hagrid said in a worried tone.
" Oh no Hagrid! We're going to see if any of us could teach…… Muggles!"
" Oh my! I've heard such horrors about muggle children! I heard they can make teachers go insane after just two hours!" Professor Sprout said.
" I doubt it. How much worse can they be than magic children? " Madame Hooch asked.
Dumbeldore picked up the sorting hat and shot a little blue flame inside of it. Little pieces of paper appeared, each with a different teachers name on them.
" Let the choosing begin!"
Every single teachers face went pale with fear as to who would be the victim.
Dumbeldore finally dipped his hand into the sorting hat and said, " Whoever has been chosen must stay with the muggles for three months if they wish to claim the prize!"
" Prize? You didn't say anything about a prize!" Flitwick shouted.
" And the winner is……… Serverus Snape!!!!" he shouted.
" Him?! Why, those muggles will eat him alive!!" Sprout shouted.
" I take offense to that, Madame Sprout. This little wager will be quite simple to win, I assure you all…" Snape said.
" I believe I shall go and pack my things now."
" I give him two weeks." Madame Hooch said as Snape walked out.
" E's a dead man, e' is.." Hagrid said.