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Three Lil' Birds, Two Lil' Bats and a Demon Spawn…

Bruce sometimes wondered if the universe hated him. That had to be it because he had shouted at his children not to engage the sorceress, and now he was staring at the results.

Dick was sitting with a baby in his lap and looked ready for tears, his messy hair was standing straight up and there were tears in his big blue eyes. If there was ever a child of his who had mastered the puppy dog eyes, it was Dick Grayson.

Jason was standing, scowling as he stood there in a leather jacket which made him look like a dwarf, or a child playing dress-up in his father's clothes. He was rubbing his eyes, and those wild curls were sticking up in every direction they could go, even with his white streak standing out in stark contrast.

Tim was hiding behind Jason, staring at all of them with wide eyes filled with wonder, his shaggy hair was covering his toddler face. He had a blooming bruise on his chin, and Bruce wondered who had hit his son before the de-aging had happened.

Cass was perched on a shipping container, scowling, and twitching, she was armed with a batarang seemed like a little kitten caught up in a tree. She was not happy by any appearance, and she looked very confused, but Cain had kept her secluded from the world for a long time.

Stephani was with Tim, also hugging Jason's leg; and Jason was not shooing either off like one would suspect. The blonde sat there pouting and giggling as she hugged Jason's leg and tugged on Tim's too large cape now.

And for the first time in his life Bruce found himself staring at a baby version of his son, Damian who was glaring daggers and looked ready for tears or biting as he sat in Dick's lap.

"Who the hell are you!?" Jason demanded, his voice was full of fire, but wavered slightly as he stood there ready for a fight. He was maybe seven or six, tiny as he was, he looked pretty fierce.

"Batman," Tim said in awe. "He's Bat!" Tim giggled as he tugged on Jason's hand.

Stephanie stuck her tongue out at him.

"Whoa," Dick whispered.

Bruce just stared at his children, and they all stared back with various looks of awe and mistrust (Jason and Stephanie were staring at him with mistrust), and Cass was just watching him with large, serious eyes as she sat above her brothers.

"Run!" Jason shouted and Bruce blinked as Jason scooped up Stephanie and bolted with Cass on his heels. Bruce caught Tim and Dick by their too large clothes as he lifted them up. Tim snuggled into him, while Dick flailed in the air without letting go of Damian.

"No! No! Don't eat me!" Dick shouted.

"I'm not going to eat you," Bruce grounded out. He dropped Dick and Tim into the Batmobile.

"O," Bruce spoke into the comms then.

"B,"

"I need you to track Hood, Batgirl, and Black Bat," he said.

"What happened?"

"Magic," he answered as he stared at three of his sons. "Call Batwoman, Lark, and Batwing in on the search."

"What are we looking for?"

"Hood is about six, as is Black Bat, and Batgirl is three or four, they were together," he answered. "I have Nightwing, Robin and Red Robin. Returning to base then will continue the search."

He disconnected the comms. He could run after Jason, Stephanie and Cass, but all three were high on survival instincts and he was going to bet Jason would keep the girls close. Even if they didn't like each other, the street kid in Jason would see the safety of numbers. However they weren't going to be easy to track down.

So long as he got Dick, Tim, and Damian to the Cave and in Alfred's care, then he could focus on hunting down his other children.

"Please don't eat us! I promise I ate m vegetables!" Dick squeaked as he burrowed in around Damian, his too large uniform now awkwardly hanging off his tiny frame.

"I'm not going to eat you, I am take you somewhere safe," Bruce said carefully.

"Batman!" Tim giggled again as he sat in the back, his cowl awkwardly lopsided on his head now. Bruce just wondered what the hell he was going to do now. He had never had them this young! Did they even have clothes that would fit them? Oh God, what if Jason, Cass and Stephanie ran into trouble.

No, he couldn't think like that.

He had to get three of his sons home, and then he would go find the rest of his children, and once they were all under one roof he would call Zatanna or Fate, or even Raven if he needed to, to get this mess sorted out. Thankfully Duke had not been with them on this mission, Duke had been with Luke and Kate on a mission of his own.

"They're readings dropped," Barbara's voice announced.

"WHAT!?" Bruce roared as he nearly slammed on the breaks.

"I lost them heading for the Fashion District," Barbara said.

"Call Huntress, call them all, find them!" Bruce grounded out. "I'll join the hunt after these three are home," he said looking at his other sons, Damian started fussing, and a rank smell filled the Batmobile.

Okay, he'd be going home right after he bough diapers.


He was cold, his feet were pare, he didn't like this. He shifted the blonde on his back as he crept through the shadows though, the ninja was close with them. He wasn't no food for a Bat.

The ninja motioned for him to follow and he ran after her as he struggled not to trip on the shirt he was in. There was noise overhead, he grabbed the ninja and hoisted her into a dumpster as he shoved the toddler up and scrambled after them.

"Shhhh!" he hissed when the toddler whimpered.

They weren't Batfood!


That's all for now folks.

Enjoy 3 Lil' Birds, 2 Lil' Bats, & 1 Lil' Demon =)