The Legend of Zelda: The Heroine of Time

By: SNOWMINT!! XD

Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo. I only own their Video Game Cartridges. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages. That's it. Oracle of Seasons, too.

A/N: This is when Link's a little kid, during OoT. After beating Queen Ghoma. Yeah...

A/N 2: Since a lot of you seem to like HoT, I decided to make a reject chappy thing! This is what it could have been! ~~~***~~~***~~~***~~~***~~~

Chapter 1: Link saves a farm girl (not Malon)!!!

*ReDeads are seen chasing a girl in a dress similar to Malon's*

ReDeads: *moan*

??????: HELP!! Somebody PLEASE HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

*Meanwhile, in Kokiri Forest*

Link: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, SARIA!!

Saria: Sure! HAHA!!

Link: *stops* hmm?? *ear twitches*

Saria: *runs into him* Ow!!

Link: Sorry, Sari, sounds like I have to save someone. Continue later?

Saria: Okay. Go do your job, Mr. Hero!

*Link gets his stuff, Sword, shield, equipment, and runs out of the forest*

~~**~~Back in Hyrule Field~~**~~

??????: ARRG!! Be right back, Mr. ReDeads. *runs off to LonLon Ranch* *searches for something in the bushes* Umm, 'scuse me? Miss Authoress?

Snow: Yyyeeeessshhh. . .???

??????: Where'd I put my stuff?

Snow: Coulda Sworn they were in those bushes. . .

??????: Found them! Would ya do me a favor?

Snow: Sure! What 'cha need?

??????: Would you do my transformation?

Snow: *with authoress powers, makes a HUGE silver-gold-pink light surround her OC and when it disappears she's in a light pink tunic, heart link belt, and has the mistress swords on her back*

??????: Thanku, Miss Authoress!

Snow: No probs! *dissappears*

~~~***~~~With Snow~~~***~~~

Snow: I'M BAAACCKK!!

OC'S: HI MISTRESS!

Maids: Welcome Back to MY Mansion! (AN: It's Many Yards Mansion, or the Mansion of Many Yards)

Snow: Noo, It's MY MANSION!!

*SFX: Car crashes, Old man screams, phone rings high-pitched, Britney Spears music plays, the internet shuts down, and a fat lady sings*

Snow: Mental note: Cancel SFX.

~~~***~~~Snow's Head~~~***~~~

This is a fake thingy...a reject chap...