Note: I do not own Naruto.
Owning Your Very Own Sai Pill
Buy this magnificent pill! This pill definitely will help you a lot! Once eaten, you will have the same exact ability as Sai! And for you men, it can also serve as a great Viagra! With this pill, you can feel great and you can prank your teachers, kill people or do whatever the heck since we don't care! Good news is that the government hasn't found out about this great invention so therefore you can not be caught or tracked down when you buy this!
Warning there are side effects to this: For everybody who eats this, you may find that you say the following phrase very often: "Your power, it is weak, do you even have a penis?" For you girls, you may find yourself having a penis. For you guys, you may find yourself a little… Gay.