All Hail the Coolmobile!
By Paige Jones

(AN: Hee! You'll get it after a while... I think. By the way, I know about as much about cars as a banana.

Disclaimer: I don't own didley squat. It sucks. But life goes on.)

Riya stepped out of the elevator for her secret lair. Looking around, she walked to the control panel in the middle. On it was two buttons: a red one and a green one. Under the red button was a sign that read 'DO NOT EVER TOUCH THIS BIG RED BUTTON, NOT EVER!' And under the green button was a sign which read 'Press to open secret door to the xiisdifoje. Do not press if you are not Riya, Yama-chan, or Gabumon.' Riya pressed down on the green button.

Across the lair, a door that led to another room opened. Riya walked across the large spacious room and stepped through the door.

Inside the other room was a sleek blue car with a lot of really cool stuff in it. A pair blue jean legs stuck out from under the car.

"Ello, Yama-chan! What're you doin'?"

Yama-chan slid out from under the blue vehicle. He was shirtless. He turned to Riya and said, "I was watching Hibu the Rather Good Car Mechanic fix my car."

"Without your shirt on?" Riya looked at the blond questioningly.

"It was the one you bought me, so I didn't want to get it dirty," Yama-chan said.

"Oh, well that's kabbin! So do you like my newest present?"

"The Coolmobile? Yah, it's kabbin!"

Riya smiled. "You really think so Yama?" she asked.

"Would I lie to you?"

"You might, but you aren't lying right now."

"So, as soon as Hibu the Rather Good Car Mechanic finishes the repairs, do you wanna go for a spin in the Coolmobile?" Yama-chan looked at Riya expectantly.

"Of course! I'll go get changed!" Riya walked out of the Coolmobile Chamber and to the elevator upstairs.

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An hour later, Yama-chan and Riya were cruising the streets of Nokricarjonton in the Coolmobile. The stopped for a bite to eat at TJ's and then continued cruising the avenues. Suddenly, a figure jumped in front of them and Yama-chan brought the car to a screeching halt.