Grandma Got Run Over By A Wraith Tank
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Grandma got run over by a wraith tank
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Gravemind,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoofprints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Flood marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a wraith tank,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Gravemind,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' Coke and playin' XBox with cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a wraith tank,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Gravemind,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a license,
To a thing who drives a tank and has many selves.
Grandma got run over by a wraith tank,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Gravemind,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.