The Best Laid Plans
Mikan Sakura's Infallible Plan to Eternally Embarrass Natsume Hyguua.
Operation Code Name: Fire Extinguisher (courtesy of Hotaru Imai)
TRANSCRIBED by Nina (New Robot Series- Only 700 rabbits)
1. Recruit Hotaru, Prez, Ruka, Koko, Tsubasa, Tono and Misaki
2. Establish the Secret Society for Humilifying Natsume Hyguua
3. Elect Officers
*note: log new roster- The Official Society for Humilifying Natsume Hyguua.
1. Mikan Sakura: President and Tactician-in-Chief
*note of transcriber: We're already doomed
2. Prez: Vice President and Voice-of-Reason
3. Hotaru Imai: Secretary/Keeper-of-the-Minutes and Armourer
*note: log complaint- Prez ("But it's the machine taking notes!")
4. Ruka Nogi: Stableman
*note: log objection- Ruka ("Stableman? Imai you-
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TRANSCRIPTION RESUMES
*note: log comment- Her Highness and the Creator Hotaru Imai ("You break it you buy it Nogi. 700 Rabbits.")
5. Koko: Spook-in-Chief
*note: log comment- SiC Koko ("You do realize he's going to kill me when he catches me spying on him.")
*note: log comment- President Sakura ("If.")
*note: log comment- Her Highness and the Creator Hotaru Imai ("No Sakura. When.")
*note: log comment- President Sakura ("If we're done arguing can we please get back to elections?")
6. Tsubasa-senpai: Security Officer and Official Natsume Restrainer
*note: log comment- Officer Tsubasa ("Imai, why do I sound like one of your crazy inventions?)
*note: log comment- Her Highness and the Creator Hotaru Imai ("Because she tries to name them too.")
7. Tono-senpai:…
PAUSE IN CONVERSATION
*note: log comment- President Sakura ("Actually, we have no idea what you could be.")
*note: log comment- CURRENTLY RANKLESS Tono-senpai ("I can be a distraction for all the lovely females/ladies!)
PAUSE IN CONVERSATION
*note: log comment- President Sakura ("But...Natsume's not a girl.")
*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("He can be target practice")
7. Tono-senpai: Official Target of Natsume Hyguua
*note: log objection- Official Target Tono ("Hey!")
8. Misaki-senpai: Infilteration Team Leader (and Team members too)
*note: log comment- Team Leader Misaki ("I can work this that. And me. And me... Just kidding.")
*note: log comment- President Sakura ("Alright. Now that we've chosen the officers -ack!")
*note: log entrance: new participant- Natsume Hyguua.
*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("Polka, what are you doing?")
*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("Imai, put that camera down and turn off that stupid robot, or its going to get fried.")
*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("You break it you buy Hyguua)
*note: log comment (muttered)- Stableman Nogi ("I knew that was coming.")
*note: log ambient sound- BAKA!
*note: log ambient smell- smoke
*note: log comment (simultaneous)- President Sakura and Stableman Nogi ("AHHH!")
*note: log ambient sound- Paper crinkles
*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("Polka, what is this?")
*note: log comment- Polka ("It's nothing, I swear! Give it back!")
*note: log comment- Polka ("Hey, how did I get renamed?")
*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("It's the roster of the Secret Society for Humilifying Natsume Hyguua. And Don't give me that look, I know its not a real word.")
*note: log comment- Polka ("Hotaru! How could you?")
*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("Easily. That's 20 rabbits Hyguua.")
*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("I'm not paying for something I can see with my own two eyes Imai. But I am establishing the Official Society for Embarrassing Polka.")
*note: log new roster- The Official Society for Embarrassing Polka.
1. Natsume Hyguua: President and Founder
*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("I'm in.")
2. Hotaru Imai: VP and Chief Financial Officer
*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("No you're not. I didn't think you swung that way.")
*note: log comment- Polka ("Hey!...and what do you mean `swing that way´?")
*note: log ambient sound- Silence
/deleted/ *note: log comment- Polka
*note: log objection- Polka ("What was that for? Stop smirking you jerk!")
*note: log ambient sound- SMACK!
Natsume Hyguua's Plan to Embaress Polka
Operation Code Name Don't Let Imai Blackmail You With This
1. Kiss her
EXTRA:
*note: log comment- Official Target Tono ("ooh! I want an official society to embarrass me like that!")
*note: log ambient sound- BAKA!
*note: log comment- Her Highness and the Creator Hotaru Imai ("That's 50 rabbits Hyguua.")
