The Best Laid Plans

Mikan Sakura's Infallible Plan to Eternally Embarrass Natsume Hyguua.

Operation Code Name: Fire Extinguisher (courtesy of Hotaru Imai)

TRANSCRIBED by Nina (New Robot Series- Only 700 rabbits)

1. Recruit Hotaru, Prez, Ruka, Koko, Tsubasa, Tono and Misaki

2. Establish the Secret Society for Humilifying Natsume Hyguua

3. Elect Officers

*note: log new roster- The Official Society for Humilifying Natsume Hyguua.

1. Mikan Sakura: President and Tactician-in-Chief

*note of transcriber: We're already doomed

2. Prez: Vice President and Voice-of-Reason

3. Hotaru Imai: Secretary/Keeper-of-the-Minutes and Armourer

*note: log complaint- Prez ("But it's the machine taking notes!")

4. Ruka Nogi: Stableman

*note: log objection- Ruka ("Stableman? Imai you-

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TRANSCRIPTION RESUMES

*note: log comment- Her Highness and the Creator Hotaru Imai ("You break it you buy it Nogi. 700 Rabbits.")

5. Koko: Spook-in-Chief

*note: log comment- SiC Koko ("You do realize he's going to kill me when he catches me spying on him.")

*note: log comment- President Sakura ("If.")

*note: log comment- Her Highness and the Creator Hotaru Imai ("No Sakura. When.")

*note: log comment- President Sakura ("If we're done arguing can we please get back to elections?")

6. Tsubasa-senpai: Security Officer and Official Natsume Restrainer

*note: log comment- Officer Tsubasa ("Imai, why do I sound like one of your crazy inventions?)

*note: log comment- Her Highness and the Creator Hotaru Imai ("Because she tries to name them too.")

7. Tono-senpai:

PAUSE IN CONVERSATION

*note: log comment- President Sakura ("Actually, we have no idea what you could be.")

*note: log comment- CURRENTLY RANKLESS Tono-senpai ("I can be a distraction for all the lovely females/ladies!)

PAUSE IN CONVERSATION

*note: log comment- President Sakura ("But...Natsume's not a girl.")

*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("He can be target practice")

7. Tono-senpai: Official Target of Natsume Hyguua

*note: log objection- Official Target Tono ("Hey!")

8. Misaki-senpai: Infilteration Team Leader (and Team members too)

*note: log comment- Team Leader Misaki ("I can work this that. And me. And me... Just kidding.")

*note: log comment- President Sakura ("Alright. Now that we've chosen the officers -ack!")

*note: log entrance: new participant- Natsume Hyguua.

*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("Polka, what are you doing?")

*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("Imai, put that camera down and turn off that stupid robot, or its going to get fried.")

*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("You break it you buy Hyguua)

*note: log comment (muttered)- Stableman Nogi ("I knew that was coming.")

*note: log ambient sound- BAKA!

*note: log ambient smell- smoke

*note: log comment (simultaneous)- President Sakura and Stableman Nogi ("AHHH!")

*note: log ambient sound- Paper crinkles

*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("Polka, what is this?")

*note: log comment- Polka ("It's nothing, I swear! Give it back!")

*note: log comment- Polka ("Hey, how did I get renamed?")

*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("It's the roster of the Secret Society for Humilifying Natsume Hyguua. And Don't give me that look, I know its not a real word.")

*note: log comment- Polka ("Hotaru! How could you?")

*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("Easily. That's 20 rabbits Hyguua.")

*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("I'm not paying for something I can see with my own two eyes Imai. But I am establishing the Official Society for Embarrassing Polka.")

*note: log new roster- The Official Society for Embarrassing Polka.

1. Natsume Hyguua: President and Founder

*note: log comment- Hotaru Imai ("I'm in.")

2. Hotaru Imai: VP and Chief Financial Officer

*note: log comment- Natsume Hyguua ("No you're not. I didn't think you swung that way.")

*note: log comment- Polka ("Hey!...and what do you mean `swing that way´?")

*note: log ambient sound- Silence

/deleted/ *note: log comment- Polka

*note: log objection- Polka ("What was that for? Stop smirking you jerk!")

*note: log ambient sound- SMACK!

Natsume Hyguua's Plan to Embaress Polka

Operation Code Name Don't Let Imai Blackmail You With This

1. Kiss her


EXTRA:

*note: log comment- Official Target Tono ("ooh! I want an official society to embarrass me like that!")

*note: log ambient sound- BAKA!

*note: log comment- Her Highness and the Creator Hotaru Imai ("That's 50 rabbits Hyguua.")