Hi, my name is Aly. I'm a thirteen year old that loves adventure! This is my twin sister, Alyssa. She is a thirteen year old super genius that helps me with my homework! Hey! That wasn't in the script! Sorry sis! Anyways, we are junior soldiers. You all know Solid Snake, right? They better know him! WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY, YA NERD! GOD! As you know, his life is full of "WTF" moments. This story is based on a WTF moment he had over a period of five months. It started with our simple science project. Yay! Flashback time! Um, yes. Flashback time... Can I say it this time? Sure, knock yourself out! Yay!
Being junior soldiers, we know Snake very well. He is our mentor, after all. But, we occasionally get on his nerves. Can I show this clip first sis? Fine, just don't blow it up! No problem!
Aly & Alyssa: Ooh! A rocket launcher! Can we fire it? Can we fire it? Can we fire it? Can we fire it? Can we fire it? Can we fire it?
Snake: No! It's dangerous! Your parents already disagree to letting you train with me! I don't need any more trouble than that!
Aly & Alyssa: (Making biggest puppy dog eyes ever, looking as though they were going to cry.) PWWWWEEEAAASE?!
Snake: I said no!
Aly: (grabs shotgun and aims it at Snakes head) Do ya WANT me to blow your head off?!
Snake: (shaking and quivering) O-o-k-kay. Go ahead and fire the rocket launcher.
Aly: Me first! Let's go! (Fires rocket) All right...(blows up important building) whoops...
Heh...that was funny. Yeah, funny, but embarrassing. Anyways, this WTF moment started with a simple science project.
Science teacher: Alyssa, I would like to ask you a question.
Alyssa: yes?
Teacher: Are you and your sister ready to take on a science project?
Alyssa: I don't know...
Teacher: It involves your mentor.
Alyssa: Done deal!
And so, our tale begins. Prepare for WTF moments!